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The great ape escape

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Doomsday101, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    A gorilla climbed out of the Riverbanks Zoo exhibit Friday, using a droopy bamboo shoot no thicker than one of his strong fingers to pull himself over a 10-foot wall near the pizza restaurant.
    After pounding his chest, the gorilla chased down and batted around a concessions worker who had walked out of the restaurant upon hearing the commotion, according to Riverbanks executive director Satch Krantz.
    The unidentified worker, who alertly balled up into a fetal position when knocked down, was treated and released at a local hospital for a few bumps and scrapes, Krantz said

    Read more here: http://www.thestate.com/2009/06/13/824647/the-great-ape-escape.html#storylink=cpy
     
  2. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    He just wanted a slice :D
     
  3. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    I found this a bit strange:

    Like most animals that have escaped from zoo enclosures throughout the world, “they realize they are somewhere they’re clearly not supposed to be and they go back into their exhibit,” Krantz said.
     
  4. SaltwaterServr

    SaltwaterServr Blank Paper Offends Me

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    It's a major reason why Bob kept his girlfriends as long as he did.
     
  5. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Bob never had gf's. He had victims. :laugh1:
     
  6. Joe Realist

    Joe Realist No Kool-Aid here!

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    can we sign him to play DE?
     
  7. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    Word is he lacks leadership which is why he was confused and just returned to his enclosure instead of heading to Indy for the Combines. :D
     
  8. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Hunka Hunka Burning BP Staff Member

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    :lmao2: Nice
     
  9. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    He also wears his cap sideways. :laugh2:
     
  10. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Hunka Hunka Burning BP Staff Member

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    Heard he likes to play golf as well.

    A reporter interviewed him after the incident and he said that if he had not returned to the enclosure he would have headed to a Mexican beach.

    I am starting to wonder if his enclosure is littered with newspapers from the dallas media.
     
  11. Doomsday101

    Doomsday101 Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure he could overcome much of this but the throwing of feces when he gets upsets is a bit much. Then again we broke Haley from taking a wiz in people’s cars so maybe this guy can overcome this as well. :D
     
  12. hipfake08

    hipfake08 Well-Known Member

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    With Mushrooms....
     

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