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The most awesome or pathetic obituary evar, depending on your perspective

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by jman, Aug 17, 2008.

  1. jman

    jman Active Member

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    http://www.legacy.com/TimesHeraldOnline/DeathNotices.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=115754551

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    Dolores Aguilar1929 - Aug. 7, 2008

    Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.

    She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and Ramona, and son Billy; grandchildren, Donnelle, Joe, Mitzie, Maria, Mario, Marty, Tynette, Tania, Leta, Alexandria, Tommy, Billy, Mathew, Raymond, Kenny, Javier, Lisa, Ashlie and Michael; great-grandchildren, Brendan, Joseph, Karissa, Jacob, Delaney, Shawn, Cienna, Bailey, Christian, Andre Jr., Andrea, Keith, Saeed, Nujaymah, Salma, Merissa, Emily, Jayci, Isabella, Samantha and Emily. I apologize if I missed anyone.

    Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.

    Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again.

    There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.
  2. peplaw06

    peplaw06 That Guy

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    If I had 9 kids, they would all hate me too.
  3. ROMOSAPIEN9

    ROMOSAPIEN9 Proud Grandpa

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    Classic!!

    :tongue:
  4. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Where did you get that jman?... Darwin awards? Doesn't really qualify as a DW, but the spirit is certainly the same.
  5. ologan

    ologan Well-Known Member

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    Go a little deeper and visit the guest book for the deceased. Something missing? In every guest book I have seen,not all but some visitors leave their email addresses in order to be contacted. not in this case,and that tells me this is a put-on!
  6. REDVOLUTION

    REDVOLUTION Return to Dominance

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    Sounds like Livia from the Sopranos. She actually tried to whack her own son.


    :laugh2:
  7. DallasFanSince86

    DallasFanSince86 Pessimism Sucks

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    Boy, she was really hated.
  8. burmafrd

    burmafrd Well-Known Member

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    Sour old bat. Glad she is gone. There- I did it a lot quicker!!












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    DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!!

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