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The Save Matt Johnson Thread

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by CowboyFan74, Aug 22, 2014.

  1. CowboyFan74

    CowboyFan74 Cowboys Analyst

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    PUP, IR, Practice Squad, Warehouse, or Storage Locker.. I don't care if u stick him in Red's desk, if we don't save him somehow we shall Rue the day!!!!

    Major Rue Day Must be avoided!!!

    -Carry on to woe is the D...
  2. dstovall5

    dstovall5 Well-Known Member

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  3. dogberry

    dogberry Well-Known Member

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    If this is satire, it violates the Americans with Disabilities Act.
    TheCowboy, silver, BAZ and 5 others like this.
  4. speedkilz88

    speedkilz88 Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry, we have a practice squad spot and a bubble reserved for him.

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  5. The Quest for Six

    The Quest for Six Well-Known Member

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    save him as in under glass with a sign that states, only break glass in case of emergency....
  6. jazzcat22

    jazzcat22 Well-Known Member

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    I think I just pulled a hamstring responding to this thread....
  7. CowboyFan74

    CowboyFan74 Cowboys Analyst

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    anymore, booooooo!!!!!!
  8. links18

    links18 Well-Known Member

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    Break glass? That's what happens each time Matt Johnson steps on a football field.
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  9. StevenOtero

    StevenOtero Well-Known Member

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    Please, stash him somewhere just to make people on here freak out.
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  10. DallasEast

    DallasEast Cowboys 24/7/365 Staff Member

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    Matt Johnson and this kitten need you.
    Degenerative Hamstring Disorder is a real disease,
    affecting aspiring players throughout the NFL.
    By supporting the American PUP/IR/PS/SL Garrett's Desk Foundation,
    you can inspire vital research--eventually saving the career of players like Johnson
    and preventing this kitten's hamstrings from being tested on.
    So please. Support the APIPSGD Foundation.
    The hamstrings you save may be your own some day.
    Or this kitten's.

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  11. Idgit

    Idgit Ice up, son. Ice up! Staff Member

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    "In case of S emergency, break glass."

    Oh, wait.
  12. 65fastback2plus2

    65fastback2plus2 Well-Known Member

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    can we get sarah mclachlan to sing the song for the commercial?
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  13. Wolfpack

    Wolfpack Well-Known Member

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    Love it.

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  14. BAZ

    BAZ Drunken Mick

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    They should waive him and put the vibes out the are trying to sneek him onto the practice, boom the Pats will snap him up.
  15. Teague31

    Teague31 Defender of the Star

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    I'm Teague31 and I approve this message
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  16. Seven

    Seven Messenger to the football Gods

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    Bundle it..........add Lee, Mo and Melton.
  17. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    Or Redskins.
  18. iowast8rs

    iowast8rs Well-Known Member

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    This glass of a man pulls a hammy when he runs! So as long as he doesn't run, this would make sense.
  19. jobberone

    jobberone Kane Ala Staff Member

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    Well Everybody Hurts.....apologies to REM
  20. Proximo

    Proximo Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if any player in the history of the Dallas Cowboys has as lopsided of a "# of minutes spent on field vs # of posts concerning them" ratio as Matt Johnson. It's amazing.

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