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The wrong answer

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by bbgun, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

    HUSBAND: Definitely not!

    WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

    HUSBAND: Of course I do.

    WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

    HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

    WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

    HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).

    WIFE: Would you live in our house?

    HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

    WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

    HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

    WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

    HUSBAND: Probably. It's almost new.

    WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

    HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

    WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

    HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

    WIFE: -- silence - -

    HUSBAND: **** ....
  2. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    An oldie, but a goodie. :D

    ROMOSAPIEN9 Proud Grandpa

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    So he prefers left handed girls?

  4. phillycard

    phillycard Member

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    :D Pretty good.
  5. DallasFanSince86

    DallasFanSince86 Pessimism Sucks

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    That was good.

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