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This offseason is different

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by GimmeTheBall!, Feb 11, 2014.

  1. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    You see everything!
    You are like gimme but with probably better taste in clothes and magazines.
    Yes we half a defense that for all in tents and porpoises is a NOTHING DEFENSE. And yes it will get worst before it get better.
    I am dazed and enlated by your worthy response to me, a proud son of the hills of Farmers Branch and the Ozarks (when they come looking for me in FB..)
    As to and pertaining to wherewith: If Jerra go nuts and drafts a WR or kicker or O linesmans the draft could even lower our moral. That would be monimental in our decline. Think about it: With the 16th pick, Jerra Nation pick Leonard Seawall, OT, from North Dakota State. Then all of us will at long last chuck it in and say goodbye to our first love and unrequited love, the Dallas Cowboys. Yes, then we awake in a parking lot after with a bottle of gin and tickets to an Arena football game.
    nake you are the best and can eat free any time in Farmers Branch.
  2. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    I talked to my neighbor who dabbles in internal medicine and he say to check:for
    1. dehidration
    2. Low potasseum
    3. belt constriction which also lower your chance to be a baby daddy.
    Holla
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  3. Redball Express

    Redball Express All Aboard!!!

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    I understand his literary style.

    its 1940s Edward R. Morrow Marlboro Man shtick.

    That was tthe last year we won the SB.

    Seems like it
  4. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    I won't let your mocking distract me. I am a good person. I am learning and growing and half a song in my heart. I think that song is "Johnny cracks corn."
  5. cowboyschmps3

    cowboyschmps3 Well-Known Member

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    The way I say is special dates this off-season changed lol
  6. Redball Express

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    I think you miss my point.

    Not mocking you.

    I'm identifying for the audience who you are imitating with your dialog.

    That is what you are doing?

    Right?
  7. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    ok i am glad you are not mocking me. Because mocking can hurt and then the psyche half issues laters.
    Half you too lost hope for the new coming season?
  8. TwentyOne

    TwentyOne Well-Known Member

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    Seriosly thanks for the funny post.
  9. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    Well, my intend was to point out that this offseason do not even give us hope no more. I appreciate that you think it is funny but beneath the "funny" words are frustrations growing daily and ever where like . . . like the moles i try to whack at the Pistol Pete's. almost ever day there is bad news and no good news. I pine for the days of the early Jerra when he could do no wrong expect to disturb landry's golf game.
    Thanks for respondign. I half two questions:
    Are you concerned?
    Does this offseason give you frustrations like the moles at the Pistol Pete"s?
  10. Redball Express

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    No prob.

    I never give up hope..

    after so many years of disappointment..

    I just temper my excitement especially at the start of the new season where so many new players are coming.

    have no idea what is next.

    And you?
  11. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    I half my ideas and some are terible.
    First, what will Jerra do to ruin my draft day? It can happen. He will try to be a "football guy" and pick someone we never heard of like that bearded guy Fergie last year. Or pick a position who will not be needed that much.
    Then what if he pick an aging and injured veteran in FA and give him more money than Marlin perkins half?
    The trouble Jerra can cause is imense, i tell you, iMense with a capital M!
    I am glad you do not lose hope because then we all lose hope. what do you means when you say you temper your excitement? Is that like not exhibiting a temper with your excitement? do not be vague.
  12. Redball Express

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    Hey..

    I totally understand.

    I'm just not sure about Garrett or Romo and unfortunately..

    ..there is always Jerrah who runs this team..

    like it's his own personal Matrix with him as Mr. Smith.

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