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What is your bail?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by ZB9, Mar 12, 2009.

  1. ZB9

    ZB9 New Member

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    Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you
    owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


    1) Smoked pot -- $10

    2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50

    3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10

    4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

    5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

    6) Went streaking -- $5

    7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

    8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20

    9)Kissed your boss --$50

    10) Been arrested -- $5

    11) Spent time in jail -- $15

    12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50

    13) Played spin the bottle -- $5

    14) Done something you regret -- $20

    15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20

    16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

    17) Went skinny dipping -- $5

    18) Been slapped-- $5

    19) Slapped someone-- $5

    20) Beat up someone -- $20

    21) Been jumped -- $10

    22) Ever had sex at church -- $25

    23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25

    24) Cheated on test -- $50

    25) Vandalized something -- $20

    26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100

    27) Crossed dressed -- $10

    28) Given money to stripper -- $25

    29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30

    30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

    31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

    32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

    33) Ever drive drunk -- $20

    34) Used toys while having sex -- $30

    35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

    36) Had sex in a pool -- $20

    37) mast rbated -- $10

    38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
    friend --$20

    39) Done oral -- $5

    40) Got oral -- $5

    41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

    42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to
    you-- $40

    43) Stole something -- $10

    44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25

    45) Made a dirty home video -- $15

    46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30

    47) Had a threesome -- $50

    48) Had sex in a public place-- $20

    49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

    50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

    51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

    52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25

    53) Lied to your mate -- $5

    54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

    OK , now tally up your answers

    mine is $580.50. Beat that lol
  2. Rack Bauer

    Rack Bauer Federal Agent

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    $565.50



    I didn't include this one. Only cuz by Bill Clinton's definition, it wasn't officially "Sex".
  3. Hostile

    Hostile Peace Zone Supporter

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    I'm boring. $135.00.
  4. xWraithx

    xWraithx Benched

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  5. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    I'm more than you are :(

    $120
  6. ZB9

    ZB9 New Member

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    Bubba was wrong lol

    and yes the church parking lot and playground both count as church :)
  7. ZB9

    ZB9 New Member

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    that is a good way to be man for most of them. I wish I could cherry pick only the good ones :)

    it's a good thing it's not for repeat offenses or I would rack up 5 figures and life without parole lol
  8. FloridaRob

    FloridaRob Active Member

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    325.50. the .50 kinda tells who is welcome in my pool or not...
  9. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    No one is going to believe this, but here it is anyway....

    $950.50


    Eight years of college pretty much made it all possible. ;)
  10. ethiostar

    ethiostar Well-Known Member

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  11. ZB9

    ZB9 New Member

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    LOL you need to go to church :)
  12. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    Lmao...if I did, I'd probably try and pull off #22. Which is one of the few that I haven't had the pleasure of....yet. :)
  13. ethiostar

    ethiostar Well-Known Member

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    In all likelihood that would add $25 to his tally.
  14. ZB9

    ZB9 New Member

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    :lmao2:
  15. Duane

    Duane Active Member

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  16. ZB9

    ZB9 New Member

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    probably easier for him to add everything up, and then deduct a few LOL
  17. Rampage

    Rampage Benched

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    8 years of college! you must be either a doctor or van wilder
  18. tomson75

    tomson75 Brain Dead Shill

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    Closer to the latter....although I was pre-med for two years. :)

    You should see my Stafford loans. Not pretty.
  19. Yeagermeister

    Yeagermeister Active Member

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    Or Tommy Boy :lmao2:
  20. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    $85.

    $105 if you count kissing a summer intern (after working hours) on her last day.

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