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Worst Song Lyrics

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Hoofbite, Sep 24, 2011.

  1. Hoofbite

    Hoofbite Well-Known Member

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    I know there's been a thread about lyrics before but listening to the Pearl Jam video in the Eddie Vedder thread had me wondering.........well, it was actually a Kanye West song that got me thinking this.

    What song has one of the worse lines ever?

    I'm gonna submit "Never Let Me Down" by Kanye West.

    In a song that is otherwise really good Kanye comes in with this line,

    "But I know they don't want me in the damn club, they even make me show ID to get inside of Sam's Club"

    Every time I hear this I can't but think, "yeah, you and every other member who walks in the doors".
     
  2. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    The worst part about this line, is if I hear it, I sing along.

    It's just another manic Monday
    I wish it was Sunday
    Cause that's my fun day
    My I don't have to run day
     
  3. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    Oh yeah, and I do not know the song, only heard it one time when my kids were listening to it. I think it is by Puff Daddy, or whatever he calls himself.

    Something about being famous and money hanging out of his anus.

    :rolleyes:
     
  4. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    How could anything be worse than "Friday"?
     
  5. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    I actually have never heard it. My kids hate it. Enough for me to know I would.
     
  6. tupperware

    tupperware A Plastic Container

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    [youtube]uSD4vsh1zDA[/youtube]

    Ugh, almost describes everything I dislike about music that comes out nowadays. Repeat the same line 100x, auto-tuned, stupid lyrics, the works.
     
  7. bbgun

    bbgun Benched

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    Rodgers and Hammerstein needn't feel threatened.
     
  8. Achilleslastand

    Achilleslastand Well-Known Member

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    Anyone remember rico suave by gerardo? It was from the late 80s or early 90s if memory serves correct.

    Not to be confused with the legendary work of lennon/mccartney
    :laugh2:
    So again don't let my lyrics mislead you
    I don't love you but I need you
    Would you rather have me lie
    Take a piece of your pie and say bye
    Or be honest and rub your thighs

    Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
    I never said I was a prompt date
    But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
    Huh, they're going to love my appearance
     
  9. Faerluna

    Faerluna I'm Complicated

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    Man, I loved that song! haha
     
  10. Biggems

    Biggems White and Nerdy

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    I am sure the lyric from "Me So Horny" are right up there....

    "This one goes out to the one I love".....really Michael Stipe, with all the other greatness you gave the world, you give us this turd?
     
  11. jimmy40

    jimmy40 Well-Known Member

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    Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
    hey Mickey, hey Mickey
    Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
    hey Mickey hey Mickey
    Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
    hey Mickey hey Mickey
    Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
    hey Mickey hey Mickey
     
  12. JonJon

    JonJon Injured Reserve

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    LOL I used to like that song. I was very young though, so I had no idea what the song really meant (still don't).
     
  13. Hostile

    Hostile The Duke

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    Ugh.

    When that song was popular one of my college roommates name was Mickey.
     
  14. jimmy40

    jimmy40 Well-Known Member

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    I just don't know how there could be a worse song.
     
  15. AbeBeta

    AbeBeta Well-Known Member

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    pretty much all of Stairway to Heaven
     
  16. LeonDixson

    LeonDixson Illegitimi non carborundum

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    A bird, bird, bird
    bird bird's the word
    A wella bird, bird, bird etc. ad naseum
     
  17. windward

    windward NFL Historian

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    Well I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk.
     
  18. Biggems

    Biggems White and Nerdy

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    I want Candy and I'm walking on sunshine are far worse.....also Prodigy isn't exactly world renowned lyricists.
     
  19. Rynie

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    I couldn't agree more. My answer was going to be "all rap on the radio these days"...what irks me even more, is the BEP's were good circa 2002. One of the best hip-hop shows I've been to. They have NO CONNECTION to hip-hop anymore. NONE WHATSOEVER.
     
  20. golfergirl

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