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Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by JoeyBoy718, Mar 16, 2014.

  1. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Backwoods Sexy Staff Member

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    I remember a little BYOB bar in Louisiana. They sold soft drinks for a reasonable price. They were also selling solo cups of Orange Juice for some crazy amount of money per cup. Found out later the had a tab of acid taped to the bottom of the cups lol.
  2. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Backwoods Sexy Staff Member

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    You were there first.
  3. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament...

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    I was looking for you...
  4. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Backwoods Sexy Staff Member

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  5. trickblue

    trickblue Old Testament...

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    What went on?
    Dancing, sir... mostly dancing...
  6. Denim Chicken

    Denim Chicken Well-Known Member

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    What part of VA? I have never seen one here.
  7. ABQCOWBOY

    ABQCOWBOY Moderator Staff Member

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    Where do you live? I've actually been to a couple there. Virginia Beach, Hampton. I think they actually passed a law in like 2012 where you can bring your own bottle to restaurants now.
  8. Joe Rod

    Joe Rod When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

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    When you order a Redbull Vodka and they just give you a stir stick with no umbrella (scandalous!)
  9. Denim Chicken

    Denim Chicken Well-Known Member

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    I live in Chesapeake, about 10 min away from VA Beach, 30 from Hampton. I know you can bring a bottle of unopened wine and pay a corking fee, but haven't see any bars set-up as BYOB.
  10. 5Stars

    5Stars Here comes the Sun... Zone Supporter

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    when you walk in and I am playing guitar for your entertainment! :eek:
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  11. rynochop

    rynochop Well-Known Member

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    Theres a big crockpot of pinto beans going every sunday afternoon.
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  12. CowboyFan74

    CowboyFan74 Cowboys Analyst

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    People are selling tamales, baked bread goods, or some other homemade food..
  13. WoodysGirl

    WoodysGirl Everything is everything... Staff Member

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    Down here its Bbq and boudin...or fish plates. Lol
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  14. arglebargle

    arglebargle Well-Known Member

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    ... a place where the open trough urinal is right past the bar in the main room....
  15. diehard2294

    diehard2294 America's Team

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    The bartender has more then 3 teeth
  16. BigStar

    BigStar Stop chasing

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    The bar that let's you spend the night...
  17. BrAinPaiNt

    BrAinPaiNt Backwoods Sexy Staff Member

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    I remember being on leave and was home. A buddy of mine took me to a "gentlemens" club.
    This place was so bad that they did not have a DJ. They had a Juke Box and the performers on stage were asking people for Quarters for the juke box so they could dance to music.
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  18. daschoo

    daschoo Slanje Va

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    We still have some proper proper old school pubs over here. Story of a guy asking for a lager tops (pint glass nearly full of lager and topped up with lemonade) being told quite seriously by the barman that they don't do cocktails. Heard about a pub near the docks in Edinburgh last week a guy ordered a pint and a bag of crisps (or chips to you) who was reminded "it's a boozer yir in no a ****in restaurant"
    Usually only frequent such places for a few jars before going to the football these days. Still prefer the old spit and sawdust pubs to strip lighting, chrome wine bars
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  19. BigStar

    BigStar Stop chasing

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    The Chappel baby joke popped into my head when I read that. Too funny!
  20. JoeyBoy718

    JoeyBoy718 Well-Known Member

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    I'm sellin weed!
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