My Super Bowl fantasy

Reverend Conehead

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I want a tough, defensive game. It will be the first Super Bowl where neither team scores a touchdown or a field goal. Both kickers will have the yips, missing every field goal attempt by at least 10 yards wide right or wide left. Each team will have 5 field goal attempts, all of which miss. They miss even 24-yard chip shots.

Finally, late in the 4th quarter, neither team has mounted a drive that has gone further than their own 35 yard line, but the Chiefs are on the move finally. They drive down to the Eagles 2 yard line with only 37 seconds left. It's fourth down, and the Chiefs are going for it because they don't trust their kicker. But, oh-no!, they fumble, and the Eagles recover on their own 1/2 hard line. They try several runs, but can't get past their own 1/2 yard line. So they try a pass play, but -- oops -- Hurts fumbles the ball. Just before a Chiefs player jumps on the ball for a TD, Hurts kicks the ball out of the end zone, thinking it will be a touchback. OOPS! That's a safety.

Chiefs win the Super Bowl 2 to 0.
 

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I want a tough, defensive game. It will be the first Super Bowl where neither team scores a touchdown or a field goal. Both kickers will have the yips, missing every field goal attempt by at least 10 yards wide right or wide left. Each team will have 5 field goal attempts, all of which miss. They miss even 24-yard chip shots.

Finally, late in the 4th quarter, neither team has mounted a drive that has gone further than their own 35 yard line, but the Chiefs are on the move finally. They drive down to the Eagles 2 yard line with only 37 seconds left. It's fourth down, and the Chiefs are going for it because they don't trust their kicker. But, oh-no!, they fumble, and the Eagles recover on their own 1/2 hard line. They try several runs, but can't get past their own 1/2 yard line. So they try a pass play, but -- oops -- Hurts fumbles the ball. Just before a Chiefs player jumps on the ball for a TD, Hurts kicks the ball out of the end zone, thinking it will be a touchback. OOPS! That's a safety.

Chiefs win the Super Bowl 2 to 0.
As long as the shegals lose, I am good.
 

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I want a tough, defensive game. It will be the first Super Bowl where neither team scores a touchdown or a field goal. Both kickers will have the yips, missing every field goal attempt by at least 10 yards wide right or wide left. Each team will have 5 field goal attempts, all of which miss. They miss even 24-yard chip shots.

Finally, late in the 4th quarter, neither team has mounted a drive that has gone further than their own 35 yard line, but the Chiefs are on the move finally. They drive down to the Eagles 2 yard line with only 37 seconds left. It's fourth down, and the Chiefs are going for it because they don't trust their kicker. But, oh-no!, they fumble, and the Eagles recover on their own 1/2 hard line. They try several runs, but can't get past their own 1/2 yard line. So they try a pass play, but -- oops -- Hurts fumbles the ball. Just before a Chiefs player jumps on the ball for a TD, Hurts kicks the ball out of the end zone, thinking it will be a touchback. OOPS! That's a safety.

Chiefs win the Super Bowl 2 to 0.
From your keyboard, to god's monitor. This would be the greatest SB ever.
 

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As long as the shegals lose, I am good.
but they wont, Eagles are a much better team and will dominate KC unfortunately.
I honestly dont see this game even being entertaining.
KC will get crushed, and that sucks, I hate the Eagles but they will win their next SB today.
Hate you Eagles and your disgusting fan base.... lol bastids
 

Reverend Conehead

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but they wont, Eagles are a much better team and will dominate KC unfortunately.
I honestly dont see this game even being entertaining.
KC will get crushed, and that sucks, I hate the Eagles but they will win their next SB today.
Hate you Eagles and your disgusting fan base.... lol bastids
KC's a great team and will play a great game. They can beat the E-Goons.
 

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My SB fantasy... I'd like to see it end in a draw. I dislike both cities immensely.
 

acr731

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My Super Bowl fantasy involves a meteor striking midfield about mid-way through the second quarter.
Will this work for you?

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I want a tough, defensive game. It will be the first Super Bowl where neither team scores a touchdown or a field goal. Both kickers will have the yips, missing every field goal attempt by at least 10 yards wide right or wide left. Each team will have 5 field goal attempts, all of which miss. They miss even 24-yard chip shots.

Finally, late in the 4th quarter, neither team has mounted a drive that has gone further than their own 35 yard line, but the Chiefs are on the move finally. They drive down to the Eagles 2 yard line with only 37 seconds left. It's fourth down, and the Chiefs are going for it because they don't trust their kicker. But, oh-no!, they fumble, and the Eagles recover on their own 1/2 hard line. They try several runs, but can't get past their own 1/2 yard line. So they try a pass play, but -- oops -- Hurts fumbles the ball. Just before a Chiefs player jumps on the ball for a TD, Hurts kicks the ball out of the end zone, thinking it will be a touchback. OOPS! That's a safety.

Chiefs win the Super Bowl 2 to 0.
My SB fantasy has Cindy Crawford in it.
 

shabazz

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Not a fantasy but, my preferred finish would be the Eagles within 6 points and with 14 seconds left in the game, Hurts runs a quarterback draw to the Chiefs 23 yard line, slides too late, and tries to run a play before the ref spots it as the clock expires.

Nah…..no NFL quarterback could possibly be that dumb
 

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Not a fantasy but, my preferred finish would be the Eagles within 6 points and with 14 seconds left in the game, Hurts runs a quarterback draw to the Chiefs 23 yard line, slides too late, and tries to run a play before the ref spots it as the clock expires.

Nah…..no NFL quarterback could possibly be that dumb
Gosh that would make the QB a real pumpkin head. He'd never live it down.
How about this" 5 seconds left in the game. We are within a TD to catch up.
Our RB snaps the ball. QB hurls a lackluster 25-yard pass to a receiver who falls ...
 

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How anyone on this board could want anything other than the chiefs kicking the living crap out of the eagles is beside me.
I hope the Eagles win it, I’m not a Patrick Mahomes fan. And it will be a kick in the *** to Jerry. Be a wake up yeah right
 
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