Usual draft Jerry-isms we can expect to hear shortly..

[fivetwos]

Not in any particular order….

-No matter who they take…”we had a much higher grade on him than where we got him.”

-“We had several trade offers but ____ is who we wanted all along….”

-“We feel like we got great value in that spot.”

-“We feel real good about how _____ will fit in with Dak and the rest of the offense and we expect to hit the ground running.”

Various degrees of “uhs” of course, along with head bobs, smirks and ‘cat who ate the canary’ type grins as if he outsmarted everyone.

What did I forget?

 

[Coogiguy03]

Value value value, we think highly of him

I want to emphasize

Ummm yummy aa hhh aaa licks lips several times


On our board, on our board

 

[DeaconMoss]

People in our organization had him ranked much higher than others and we feel was an extreme value pick versus how we ranked the players

 

[TexasBacon]

I just want them to finally catch Stephen doing a bump of blow on camera this year.

 

[maryquality]

"_____ will be such a great asset to this team, and Coach____is excited to get to working with him"

 

[fivetwos]

What are the odds he shows the board to the media to justify the pick….as if the board has no chance of being wrong?

 

[LysleE]

“We drafted this player because he gives us position flex.”

 

[fivetwos]

I’d give it 4-1 that we hear an oil drilling analogy of some sort.

About 6-1 on “how many times someone has counted me out.”

There’s gotta be more of these…but I understand that most of you don’t want to risk barfing up lunch by thinking on it.

We will be reminded soon enough.

 

[LysleE]

“We feel real good where we are right now and that we can win a championship with Dak; we are hanging around the rim.”

 

[Teague31]

War daddy!

 

[UncleOscar]

"......Um...Umm....duh.....ummm...."

 

[Sarek]

Could you imagine Jerry saying "the player we drafted sucks, what a shame, but the other's here forced me to pick this crap"

If that happens the Cowboy's become the instant favorite to win the SB!

 

[Catpappy]

I don’t want to sound trite.

 

[Ironicalicon]

“We drafted this player because he gives us position flex.”

Ugh. That's gotta be the worst. "Flexing" on position flex. Master of none.

 

[Verdict]

Not in any particular order….

-No matter who they take…”we had a much higher grade on him than where we got him.”

-“We had several trade offers but ____ is who we wanted all along….”

-“We feel like we got great value in that spot.”

-“We feel real good about how _____ will fit in with Dak and the rest of the offense and we expect to hit the ground running.”

Various degrees of “uhs” of course, along with head bobs, smirks and ‘cat who ate the canary’ type grins as if he outsmarted everyone.

What did I forget?

Lip smacks. Lots of lips smacks.

 

[Verdict]

I don’t want to sound trite.

Good catch.

 

[MonsterD]

"Last of the Mohicans"

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Not in any particular order….

-No matter who they take…”we had a much higher grade on him than where we got him.”

-“We had several trade offers but ____ is who we wanted all along….”

-“We feel like we got great value in that spot.”

-“We feel real good about how _____ will fit in with Dak and the rest of the offense and we expect to hit the ground running.”

Various degrees of “uhs” of course, along with head bobs, smirks and ‘cat who ate the canary’ type grins as if he outsmarted everyone.

What did I forget?

"It is not a science, that is why we miss some good ones, but you can't go wrong with a huge Michigan DT."

 

[ElGatoGrande]

'Gives us a real chance to compete for a Superbowl'

"Provides competition at that position"

"We really didn't think he'd be there"

 

[Bobhaze]

• “Quite candidly…” (even though they are not being candid)
• “At the end of the day” (a Stephen special)
• “Relative to…” (relative to nothing)
• “Big time”. (A Jerry favorite)
• Guaranteed: There will be some folksy, rambling non-sensical JJ story about the draft pick’s mom, dad, grandmother, etc. Book it.
• Possibility: Jerry tries to show everyone the Cowboys draft board before Stephen intervenes to stop him. He did this after drafting Tyler Smith and has come close other times.