Get an inside look inside the Cowboys War Room

[Risen Star]

 

[big dog cowboy]

Already got the DVR set! I hope there is audio leading up to the Downs pick.

 

[rambo2]

Already got the DVR set! I hope there is audio leading up to the Downs pick.

It's a dream come true.

 

[GMO415]

Nothing sounds more compelling than an 85 year old man farting into his leather chair. Riveting

 

[Teague31]

Where was this when Garrett and Charlotte spent the entire draft fondling each other

 

[Coogiguy03]

Wish there were some wars going on on the football field!

 

[TwentyOne]

And here comes the pick...

 

[acr731]

Nothing sounds more compelling than an 85 year old man farting into his leather chair. Riveting

Was he wearing his depends diapers? If not it must have gotten pretty messy

 

[fivetwos]

It’s about time Jerry did something to increase the public exposure of this team! Jeez, where ya been??

 

[DarkVader33]

Nothing sounds more compelling than an 85 year old man farting into his leather chair. Riveting

We’ll be lucky if it’s only a fart.

 

[DarkVader33]

Im only seeing NFL Films Presents at that time.

 

[Redsfan_83]

Will they show the puddle under Jerry's chair? This kind of stuff is fun to watch though, even for other teams

 

[LonnieElam]

Where was this when Garrett and Charlotte spent the entire draft fondling each other

When Charlotte got divorced, her ex is the one that leaked all the Jerry illegitimate child stuff. I'd buy him a beer.

 

[atlantacowboy]

We need audio to know who to blame when this doesn't work. I know Jerry doesn't have a clue. So, it would be interesting to hear who is most influential in the room.

 

[DarkVader33]

We need audio to know who to blame when this doesn't work. I know Jerry doesn't have a clue. So, it would be interesting to hear who is most influential in the room.

When? I know, I know, 30 years.

 

[Risen Star]

Reminder. About to start. Go check out how a real war room operates.

 

[Risen Star]

Oh wow. Mel's in this.

~grabbing lotion~

 

[Risen Star]

Jerry and Schottenheimer leaning over shoulder to shoulder to have a quick pep whisper between them moments before the draft.

Schottenheimer: I'm nervous.

Jerry: Listen. The last thing I'm nervous about is you. I want to be the last thing you're nervous about.

 

[Starforever]

Nothing sounds more compelling than an 85 year old man farting into his leather chair. Riveting

Don’t have me busting my surgery stitches!

 

[Risen Star]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones to head coach Brian Schottenheimer before the start of this year’s NFL Draft: “The last thing in the world I’m worried about is you. And I want me to be the last thing you worry about. We just make it work.”

Schottenheimer: “I respect and love you. I appreciate you. I really do.”

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Nauseating.