Jerry Jones press conference

[Praxit]

The Super Bowl talk does not bother me. That better damn well be the goal.

Would all the fans here be happy if the theme of the press conference was "geez, if we get lucky this year we could be 9-8"?

...it would be dumb if they didnt talk about it. It's every team's goal.

Long as you dont over do it.

 

[IceStar-D7]

Jerry looks white as a ghost out there. I'm tough on the old fart but at the same time sorta like him. Love- hate...GM vs owner -fellow human being

 

[Hawkeye0202]

I wouldn't read too much into this.........single statement can take on a life of its own (lol)

 

[IceStar-D7]

Jerry expects defense to be SIGNIFICANTLY improved. Said he'd do anything to make it better moving forward to opening day. You are talking what I want to hear-Jerry!!!!!

 

[Coogiguy03]

Not defending Jerry at all but the Cowboys have won plenty of recent trades. Amari Cooper paid off. Quinnen Williams payed off. George Pickens certainly did.

Mingo, Trey Lance

 

[Coogiguy03]

I wouldn't read too much into this.........single statement can take on a life of its own (lol)

You don't have to but 12 million video makers are about to start making content and fans will drive themselves crazy until this happens

 

[IceStar-D7]

Schotty is right....the corner spot is going to be vastly competitive.

 

[Kwyn]

Dude looks like the Night King. Where's Arya Stark when you really need her?

• Reporter: “Jerry, any updates on hiring a professional GM?”
• Night Owner: stares silently with glowing blue eyes.

I love the water bottle and nameplate , lol

 

[DallasEast]

• Reporter: “Jerry, any updates on hiring a professional GM?”
• Night Owner: stares silently with glowing blue eyes.

I love the water bottle and nameplate , lol

You do not know just how much I love this.





I'm stealing this for my IMGUR account.





I may credit you for it in the future if I repost it. Maybe I wouldn't, but you know I said so right now.





So... there will be no takebacks. Ever.





hehe!

 

[DallasEast]

Edit: Just paid closer attention to the water bottle! That is genius!

 

[MarcusRock]

Jerry: "I like the idea of thinking positive of what we're going to work for... that's good to me, to be positive."

Now where have I heard that before? Deja vu?

 

[fivetwos]

“Now that’s it’s taken me three decades to realize that cutting corners won’t work, make no mistake, candidly, I’ll do anything to get to a Super Bowl.”

Got it Jerry.

I do agree that you’ll be better defensively, number one, because you can’t really be much worse, and also…it’s clear someone that isn’t you or your kid is making the calls.

If I’m wrong, well then hey, you finally stepped in it, I always hoped you would.

 

[LouBrown]

He’s not been able to win a trade. He’s not been able to land a big fish in some 30 years.

LOL what on Earth are you talking about?

Say what you will about Jerry but this isn't even close to reality.

 

[Bobhaze]

Stat on uses of the word “Uh” in the presser today:

• Stephen 5
• Schotty 6
• Jerry 183

 

[Coogiguy03]

You do not know just how much I love this.





I'm stealing this for my IMGUR account.





I may credit you for it in the future if I repost it. Maybe I wouldn't, but you know I said so right now.





So... there will be no takebacks. Ever.





hehe!

I resent that if I didn't create this safe space of a post for you to indulge in, he would never get the credit!!! You could at least be nice enough to get me a drink!! Oatmilk please, no creamer!!! Lol

 

[Coogiguy03]

Use of the word “Uh”:

• Stephen 5
• Schotty 6
• Jerry 183

FUNNIEST comment from you ever haze lol lol well uhh uhhh uhhh we've made some uhhhh calls and spoke to uhh uhhh and I want to be very candid here, uhh uhhh uhhh lol

 

[Bobhaze]

FUNNIEST comment from you ever haze lol lol well uhh uhhh uhhh we've made some uhhhh calls and spoke to uhh uhhh and I want to be very candid here, uhh uhhh uhhh lol

Well, uh, uh, uh, thank uh you Coogs! And I uh am uh smiling when I uh say uh that!

 

[DallasEast]

I resent that if I didn't create this safe space of a post for you to indulge in, he would never get the credit!!! You could at least be nice enough to get me a drink!! Oatmilk please, no creamer!!! Lol

My friend. A question if I may? Is there such a thing as caffeinated oatmilk? I... I just don't think that is a real thing...

 

[Kwyn]

You do not know just how much I love this.





I'm stealing this for my IMGUR account.





I may credit you for it in the future if I repost it. Maybe I wouldn't, but you know I said so right now.





So... there will be no takebacks. Ever.





hehe!

 

[Hagman]

My friend. A question if I may? Is there such a thing as caffeinated oatmilk? I... I just don't think that is a real thing...

It comes in many varieties and in some you can choose your desired level of caffine.

I tried to post links to several examples, but each one added a tag to the end of the link saying "Moderators, please ban me". Either your system thought I was trying to sell something or you really, really hate caffinated oat milk. I guess just goole the term or go to Amazon.