It's 'Caption This' Time!

[big dog cowboy]

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[Whirlwin]

What do you think, fellas, we can pull this off this season,
We’re all on the same page, right?
OK, keep up the good work

 

[Whirlwin]

Not too many more chances, boys

 

[big dog cowboy]

Jerry: You know, I created all that salary cap space......

 

[Coogiguy03]

Let's make this low key trade first to piss everyone off!!

 

[AmericasTeam81]

Jerry to the coaches: Do you guys really want Crosby?

 

[akcowboy22]

Jerry:" I hear Von Miller is looking at your job?

 

[Cowboys5217]

Jerry: "Did you guys know I'm a Football Guy?"

 

[5Stars]

"Ok, guys, I got a call from Rockport today and he said the culture is going real good, so don't let any haters rile you up"

 

[pete026]

CP: Did you understand a word the old man said?

Scotty: Nope, but I never have.

CP: Good, I'm not going crazy! But if I hang out with this guy any longer, I may!

Scotty: And don't worry. He never hears a word anyone says.... see he just keeps on rambling.

 

[JayFord]

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Cooking up that first round exit

 

[Bobhaze]

JERRY: “And let me just say this…and as you can see I’m smilin’ when I say this - I can feel it in my 83 year old bones…31 is my lucky number. This is the year we stop being lower than a crickets butt in the playoffs. It’s year 31 boys. This is the magic one.”

SCHOTTY: “Can we start practice?”

 

[Scottishcowboy]

CP: Did you understand a word the old man said?

Scotty: Nope, but I never have.

CP: Good, I'm not going crazy! But if I hang out with this guy any longer, I may!

Scotty: And don't worry. He never hears a word anyone says.... see he just keeps on rambling.

Didn't realise we hired the chief engineer from Star Trek Enterprise, good to know though.

He may be able to knock up a retractable curtain via remote control I guess ?

 

[DallasEast]

Jones: Gentlemen, I gonna show both of you this one time and one time only, so pay close attention. You take a pocketknife like this one I have here in my right hand. Hold it real tight. Rest your thumb against the back of the blade. Don't be stupid and use your index finger. Use your thumb. Got it? Okay. Make sure the blade is locked in place! See? Just like this. Keep your hand steady. That's the most important thing. Now, use your thumb and forefinger with your free hand and very gently grab it by the wings. Okay, Brian. Hand me that mosquito...

 

[Praxit]

Jerry: "what do you say fellas, should we all go on Green Pasture Chicken? "

CP: "umm... thinking about it".

Shotty: " ..I do like southern style chicken".

 

[erod]

"And then I caught this tadpole in the crick and one threw it down Elmore's britches!"

 

[Blast From The Past]

Do you have on speed dial all of the players not good enough for other teams on hand?

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Jerry: "Okay, you have a point, but I still say pineapple doesn't belong on pizza and Ginger was the hot one, not Mary Ann."

 

[dupree89]

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Guys, pretend you're in charge

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

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Ok Schotty, the first play i want you to.run against the giants is a.slant to pickens. You got that? I. Eed those pickens.jerseys flying off the rack so I can determine to resign him or not.