Your Favorite ESPN Chris Berman Nicknames for Athletes

It's not from Chris Berman, but there was a player for the Dolphins named Keno Hills, and Dennis Miller made a comment about his grandmother's retirement community having the same name. It still makes me laugh 2 decades later.
 
A few football:
  • Andre “Bad Moon” Rison
  • Curtis “My Favorite” Martin
  • Steve “I’ve Got You Babe” Bono
  • Mike “You’re in Good Hands With” Alstott
  • Jake “Daylight Come and You Gotta” Delhomme
  • Eric “Sleeping With” Bieniemy
  • Jason “Can’t Always Get What You” Avant
  • Jay “Feel Me Touch Me” Feely
  • Kevin “Acres” Greene
  • Chris Fuamatu “Bad” Ma’afala
  • Peyton “You the” Manning
  • Ryan “Beyond Be” Leaf
  • John “Tonight Let It Be” Lowenstein
  • Joe “Actual Retail” Price
  • Rich “Bette Davis” Eisen
  • Kirt “What Was That” Manwhering
  • Rick “No Time to Wallow in the” Mirer
  • Mike “Hey Hey You You Get Offa” Cloud
But my favorite is Andre "Bad Moon" Rison.
 
A few football:
  • Andre “Bad Moon” Rison
  • Curtis “My Favorite” Martin
  • Steve “I’ve Got You Babe” Bono
  • Mike “You’re in Good Hands With” Alstott
  • Jake “Daylight Come and You Gotta” Delhomme
  • Eric “Sleeping With” Bieniemy
  • Jason “Can’t Always Get What You” Avant
  • Jay “Feel Me Touch Me” Feely
  • Kevin “Acres” Greene
  • Chris Fuamatu “Bad” Ma’afala
  • Peyton “You the” Manning
  • Ryan “Beyond Be” Leaf
  • John “Tonight Let It Be” Lowenstein
  • Joe “Actual Retail” Price
  • Rich “Bette Davis” Eisen
  • Kirt “What Was That” Manwhering
  • Rick “No Time to Wallow in the” Mirer
  • Mike “Hey Hey You You Get Offa” Cloud
But my favorite is Andre "Bad Moon" Rison.
My favorite was

Chris “I pity da” Fuamatu-Ma’afala
 
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