Garrett: I don't remember what I said this morning **merged**

[Direwolf63]

You're on a roll!

 

[noshame]

Scott is gone by the end of the week. I think.

He should have been gone at halftime.

 

[Miller]

I really wish I was making this up....

Dear Lord....cue circus music..how can anyone take us seriously

 

[ShortRound]

So sounds like Garrett wasn’t told anything. Said what he said. The Jones’ told him we have to meet. Then Garrett got amnesia.

How neutered of a head coach can you have. Does anyone honesty think a legit coach would come to this?

If Garrett has any pride left he should quit.

 

[Sydla]

But Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

You can't make this stuff up. lol

 

[cowboyblue22]

You guys do know that ALL coaches serve at the pleasure of the Owner

Even Belichick could get fired tomorrow

not that coach he will quit on his own terms he not Lombardi is the coaching standard any more

 

[TheDude]

So basically it's The Hangover.

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Garrett: OMG! What happened to my tooth! It's gone!

Stephen: DAD DON'T GO IN THERE! THERE'S A TIGER IN THE BATHROOM!!

if he could walk the sidelines with a Carlos in a papoose, it would kill in the ratings....maybe a 50 sharerating

 

[Direwolf63]

Dear Lord....cue circus music..how can anyone take us seriously

I can almost hear that music bellowing through the hallways at the Star.

 

[Miller]

I can almost hear that music bellowing through the hallways at the Star.

It literally goes through my head when I read this stuff. It’s comical

 

[RodeoJake]

This really explains a lot. Garrett forgot the objective was to win the game a couple times this year. To prevent that from happening, JJ had to keep reminding the real deal periodically throughout games.

 

[Nightman]

not that coach he will quit on his own terms he not Lombardi is the coaching standard any more

Don't fool yourselves.... the Krafts still pull the strings

 

[Roadtrip635]

You're on a roll!

Fat CJ Anderson was on a roll too!

 

[DallasEast]

I accept there have been organizational changes made over the years to 'better run' football operations (Will McClay yada yada yada). However, this is another perfect example why the buck still and forever will stop at Jerry 'The Narcissist' Jones.

Someone should ask Garrett if he remembers attending Princeton. Quickly, before he forgets.

 

[ShortRound]

Exclusive coverage of the call from the Jones' to Garrett to clear his memory...

 

[Roadtrip635]

 

[Runwildboys]

I really wish I was making this up....

 

[Zimmy Lives]

Scott is gone by the end of the week. I think.

 

[CWR]

I hope people don't take that as a joke because that's exactly what happened. You don't remember what you just said about whether or not your OC is sticking around?

Or did the cancers of the team straighten you out after you dared to act like a real head coach?

This is why Jerry is comfortable. Parcells would tell him to go bleep himself and his fat son.

If Garrett is staying and if his choice is to keep Linehan I am happy JJ is stepping in.

I realize how dysfunctional that is BUT if Garret is going to finish the last year of his contract Id much prefer it not be with Linehan.

I know there is a better route but we all know JJ isnt going to fire Garrett now.

 

[DallasEast]

Is that the current Duchess of Sussex? Or someone I think looks like Markle?