Zeke Mom on Twitter

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I umpire baseball. Parents are the worst part of the game, especially park ball. They go crazy over games like their son has a scholarship or $15 million contract on the line.
Back in the day Witten would ump for Babe Ruth league. I'll never forget the look of the dad who decided to give him a go and then realized who they were trying to bump with.
 

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I get a little Chubb when running backs don’t let dbs tackle them in front of the end zone
How doesn't this comment get more love?!?!? While mama Zeke is right (and clever **), this is the perfect comeback. 2016 Zeke didn't need a perfect block on a DB... I remember opponents saying how you couldn't bring him down alone....now he's being tackled by guys that weigh the same as me??? GTFOH
 
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How doesn't this comment get more love?!?!? While mama Zeke is right (and clever **), this is the perfect comeback. 2016 Zeke didn't need a perfect block on a DB... I remember opponents saying how you couldn't bring him down alone....now he's being tackled by guys that weigh the same as me??? GTFOH
And I remember people complaining about that. Dont matter what he does people are going to whine about it.
 

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So did I hear correct that Zeke mom tweeted "I Noah guy who could have made that block" implying that Noah Brown would have made the block and her baby boy could have rolled his way into the end zone. IMHO not very cool to have you mom publicly criticize a team mate.

She may have been the crazy twitter mom of an NFL beast back in 2016. Now she is just the crazy twitter mom of a get your money and quit bum.

Zekes mom is cool.

been following her for awhile on Twitter.
 

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We should run more 21 personnel. Zeke+pollard in the backfield would be fun to watch oh wait jerrah drafted a 1st round WR and now we got 3 WRs we need em on the field at all costs to keep the fans entuhtained

Did you mean euthanized?
 

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Let's look at the video clip once more...



That's very nice of Zeke to take ownership of that failed play, but that play failed wholeheartedly because of Blake Jarwin failing to block the CB. All Blake had to do is get his body in front of the opposing CB for just a few seconds, but no, he couldn't even do that. Blake ole'd his attempted block, and that CB was free to easily go make the tackle on Zeke, which he did. You could have had Pollard running the ball, and the same result would have happened due to Blake Jarwin's whiffing on his blocking assignment.
 

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So did I hear correct that Zeke mom tweeted "I Noah guy who could have made that block" implying that Noah Brown would have made the block and her baby boy could have rolled his way into the end zone. IMHO not very cool to have you mom publicly criticize a team mate.

She may have been the crazy twitter mom of an NFL beast back in 2016. Now she is just the crazy twitter mom of a get your money and quit bum.
Well it's either his mom or his dog that is biting someone. I agree she shouldn't call out players on the team even if she has a point. I hope Jarwin doesn't get upset by it. Zeke took the blame like a good teammate so we got that going for us. Of all the things Zeke does that's annoying, he's never publicly called out his teammates. I respect that. I also like how he goes to the offensive line and QB meetings.
 

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About that play, Zeke has absolutely no Bo Jackson in him. Remember when Bo didn't need a blocker to get past Brian Bosworth and into the endzone. He just ran through him.
 

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About that play, Zeke has absolutely no Bo Jackson in him. Remember when Bo didn't need a blocker to get past Brian Bosworth and into the endzone. He just ran through him.
Bro, there has only been 1 Bo Jackson ever in the history of the NFL. No other RB has come close to being the type of player Bo Jackson was. lol
 

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So did I hear correct that Zeke mom tweeted "I Noah guy who could have made that block" implying that Noah Brown would have made the block and her baby boy could have rolled his way into the end zone. IMHO not very cool to have you mom publicly criticize a team mate.

She may have been the crazy twitter mom of an NFL beast back in 2016. Now she is just the crazy twitter mom of a get your money and quit bum.
You'd be wise to leave out the word CRAZY in describing Zeke's mom, or any mom for that matter.. None of us really know these people, and to judge someone solely based on a couple of tweets is shortsighted. Lets be RESPECTFUL.. KARMA has a weird way of coming true..
 

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I don’t think Noah Brown was active last week. So, no he could not have made that block since he was in street clothes.
How missing the point. Zeke's mom is clamoring for Noah Brown to be active. Remember, they were friends at Ohio State.
 

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So did I hear correct that Zeke mom tweeted "I Noah guy who could have made that block" implying that Noah Brown would have made the block and her baby boy could have rolled his way into the end zone. IMHO not very cool to have you mom publicly criticize a team mate.

She may have been the crazy twitter mom of an NFL beast back in 2016. Now she is just the crazy twitter mom of a get your money and quit bum.

Maybe she's been reading my posts when I said Noah Brown is a better blocker than Jarwin...
 

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I envision a comical scenario where Engineers, Doctors, Lawyers, etc. come to discuss their kids with you.
That has happened....they were actually very level headed and understood my points, never had an issue with any of them......the less educated, were the bad ones. I'll leave it at that......except to say that I treated all with the same respect. I used to tell coaches that complained about parents to put themselves in their shoes......most of us would do anything for our kids.
 
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