Tanier: Cowboys Hopes Ride on Their Overworked, Underpaid Hero

JD_KaPow

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• Nov 18, 2019

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The whole thing's worth reading, but the best line is:

"Prescott's salary will go through the roof next year, while Elliott will still be paid Rolls Royce money for Lexus production at a lawnmower position and Garrett will remain the smartest Connect Four champion at the chess tournament."

https://bleacherreport.com/articles...ide-on-their-overworked-underpaid-hero#slide1

 

ScipioCowboy

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Dang. That’s harsh.

 

408Cowboy

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JD_KaPow said:

The whole thing's worth reading, but the best line is:

"Prescott's salary will go through the roof next year, while Elliott will still be paid Rolls Royce money for Lexus production at a lawnmower position and Garrett will remain the smartest Connect Four champion at the chess tournament."

https://bleacherreport.com/articles...ide-on-their-overworked-underpaid-hero#slide1

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That's the laugh I needed to start the day. @Ranching check this **** out

 

reddyuta

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Garrett will lose most of the connect 4 game he plays,he is a special idiot.

 

TheTruthIsOutThere

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That's 4D connect four.

 

VACowboy

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Everybody assumes the team is holding up the contract and I'm not sure that's true. Whatever the case, it's stupid that he and Cooper remain unsigned.