Platinum Guarantee we lose to the Rams

TheSkaven · Dec 7, 2019

@GORICO If the Cowboys win this game, please make a double platinum guarantee for Philly and Washington too!

nobody · Dec 7, 2019

Holy Toledo! We're gonna beat the Rams! WOOHOO!!

GORICO · Dec 10, 2019

CF74 said:
Your Reverse Jinx will not save Garrett’s job..

Team Tank is losing on purpose....

i dont want to keep Garrett job...cowboys will lose this week and be 6-8...i honestly want them to lose the rest of their games and get high draft pick..worst thing is make playoffs and be one and done and then pick around 25 instead of 15-18

mattjames2010 · Dec 10, 2019

Really making those risky predictions now after we have a losing record...

Where were you folks when we were 3-0 against bad teams thinking we were already Super Bowl champs?

GORICO · Dec 10, 2019

Risen Star said:
Cmon, bro. You're turning your plats against us?

Risen--- i guess you did not get the news...i have to get pure Platinium ore to make a Plat...and i was getting it from Garrett...but it turned out to be not Platinium ore but shiny aluminum....so the Plats this year have not been so good
so we had to do a reverse voodoo jinx on Garrett...hence guarantee loss

johneric8 · Dec 10, 2019

GORICO said:
sorry fellow freaks of the fanzone---i lied to you..i said i would Never ever lay a Platinum guarantee

against the cowboys...so i am now a liar....i am laying Platinum Guarantee cowboys get their

butts handed to them by the Rams next week....call me Negative Nancy or worse

but the way i feel after last nights disgusting performance....i have lost all hope in cowboys this year

and i honestly hope...I am dead wrong...and some miracle occurs....but that is only a fantasy

Someone needs to offer you a job in the cowboys organization bro, you would fit it perfectly.

yimyammer · Dec 10, 2019

GORICO said:
sorry fellow freaks of the fanzone---i lied to you..i said i would Never ever lay a Platinum guarantee

against the cowboys...so i am now a liar....i am laying Platinum Guarantee cowboys get their

butts handed to them by the Rams next week....call me Negative Nancy or worse

but the way i feel after last nights disgusting performance....i have lost all hope in cowboys this year

and i honestly hope...I am dead wrong...and some miracle occurs....but that is only a fantasy

I believe in you this time

erod · Dec 10, 2019

The Rams are a one point favorite in Vegas.

GORICO · Dec 10, 2019

CyberB0b said:
Now that this is out there, Cowboys win by 40

CyberBob--guess you did not get the news...OK..here it is...i need pure platinum ore to make a Plat for a guarantee and i was getting it from Garrett...but it turned out he was ripping me off and giving me shiny aluminum so the Plats went
into the toilet..so i had to do a reverse voodoo jinx on Garrett and guarantee cowboy loss...shiny aluminum works great for a loss and Garretts firing

Irvin88_4life · Dec 10, 2019

GORICO said:
sorry fellow freaks of the fanzone---i lied to you..i said i would Never ever lay a Platinum guarantee

against the cowboys...so i am now a liar....i am laying Platinum Guarantee cowboys get their

butts handed to them by the Rams next week....call me Negative Nancy or worse

but the way i feel after last nights disgusting performance....i have lost all hope in cowboys this year

and i honestly hope...I am dead wrong...and some miracle occurs....but that is only a fantasy

I triple platinum guarantee that Dallas will beat the rams, eagles and Commanders go into the playoffs and beat their wild card opponent and then lose in the divisional round. Garrett is fired and next season Dallas goes 12-4 and makes the conference championship but doesn't get the win in a close game.

sunalsorises · Dec 10, 2019

Dallas is going to expunge the Ram demons from last year’s playoffs and beat the Rams thus starting a winning streak that will carry them through the playoffs.

GORICO · Dec 10, 2019

yimyammer said:
I believe in you this time

yimy --we need to root cowboys dont win east because if they did they will be one and done and then draft pick status will go from 15-18...to...25....and we need to those draft picks more than a one and done crap

CPanther95 · Dec 10, 2019

GORICO said:
CyberBob--guess you did not get the news...OK..here it is...i need pure platinum ore to make a Plat for a guarantee and i was getting it from Garrett...but it turned out he was ripping me off and giving me shiny aluminum so the Plats went
into the toilet..so i had to do a reverse voodoo jinx on Garrett and guarantee cowboy loss...shiny aluminum works great for a loss and Garretts firing

I guarantee you are the one responsible for Vegas setting that ridiculous early betting line. You better hope they got enough money on the other side so they don't take a big hit.

Either way, if someone that claims he's in charge of Food & Beverage at some Casino contacts you, RUN!

GORICO · Dec 10, 2019

sunalsorises said:
Dallas is going to expunge the Ram demons from last year’s playoffs and beat the Rams thus starting a winning streak that will carry them through the playoffs.

sun--- you cant turn on the switch like that these deep into season after being so crummy for 3/4...if somehow we make playoffs its one and done because we will not beat 49ers...then our draft status because we make playoffs
will go from pick 15-18...to 25....i want to come back a lot better next season then be one and done and mediocre next season too

GORICO · Dec 10, 2019

johneric8 said:
Someone needs to offer you a job in the cowboys organization bro, you would fit it perfectly.

john yes my plats went into toilet this year...i take the heat for that....but i did not forsee such an organizational and team breakdown to the pit....its Jerry being GM that is the problem...a good GM would have booted Garrett long ago

sunalsorises · Dec 10, 2019

GORICO said:
sun--- you cant turn on the switch like that these deep into season after being so crummy for 3/4...if somehow we make playoffs its one and done because we will not beat 49ers...then our draft status because we make playoffs
will go from pick 15-18...to 25....i want to come back a lot better next season then be one and done and mediocre next season too

My post was mostly tongue in cheek. Dallas’ woes began against the Rams. It would be nice if they could reverse the curse but there is a deeper problem than any Rams curse.

johneric8 · Dec 10, 2019

GORICO said:
john yes my plats went into toilet this year...i take the heat for that....but i did not forsee such an organizational and team breakdown to the pit....its Jerry being GM that is the problem...a good GM would have booted Garrett long ago

It's all good bro, but lets be honest, a good GM would of never hired Garrett in the first place.

GORICO · Dec 10, 2019

sunalsorises said:
My post was mostly tongue in cheek. Dallas’ woes began against the Rams. It would be nice if they could reverse the curse but there is a deeper problem than any Rams curse.

sun i hear ya man...this is the first time in my 45 years as cowboy fan that i have rooted they lose....but for this year its the best thing for them....that loss to the Bears tore my cowboy heart in two and someone has to pay...Garrett
is the best i can get...i want Jerry to lose his cowboy key but it wont happen til he passes away

GORICO · Dec 10, 2019

johneric8 said:
It's all good bro, but lets be honest, a good GM would of never hired Garrett in the first place.

cant disagree with that one bit

Romo_To_Dez · Dec 10, 2019

A lot of us think that the Cowboys don't stand a chance in this game, there should be a "eating crow" thread if they actually pull off a miracle and win somehow. lol.

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