The Worm with 9 Lives

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Daddy..tell us a bedtime story.

Well what do you want to hear?

The one about the redheaded monster worm that ate the Cowboys..please Daddy?

Alright, but you have heard that for 10 years now but OK..

Once there was this football team owner who was called Jerrah and he owned the Dallas Cowboys plus some oil wells and Chicken Lickin' fast food joints.

He had won 3 World Championships with one HC named Jimster and could have won more if a QB named Brady had not come along.

But that's another story we will save for another night.

So one night Jerrah gets drunk and makes Jimster so mad he quits.

A silence fell over the kingdom because everybody knew the winning was over.

In fact it was over for the next 25 years.

The kingdom grew old waiting to win again but winning never came.

Jerrah the owner just stayed in ATT Castle and watched Burt Reynolds movies on his stadium Diamond Big Screen TV..

and spend all his time adjusting and adjusting his net profit line and writing down Xmas Wishlists with 200 ft yatches, 120,00 seat arenas, luxury training facilities, large custom buses, fancy Lear Jets and expensive art work for his wife to hang in the Men's Room of each restroom in the new stadium and team headquarters.

This made him very happy.

Life was good for the Jones.

But the kingdom was turning to rubble despite the fans pleadings for change.

Want to know how it all finally changed?

Yes Daddy..please tell us!

Well Jerrah the owner hired a red-headed worm called Jason to be the HC..

It was rumored this worm had 9 Lives and could not be killed.

Oh no.

That tale is for another night.

Now off to bed children.

Shoooo...

:laugh:
 
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Daddy..tell us a bedtime story.

Well what do you want to hear?

The one about the redheaded monster worm that ate the Cowboys..please Daddy?

Alright, but you have heard that for 10 years now but OK..

Once there was this football team owner who was called Jerrah.

He has won 3 World Championships with one HC named Jimster and could have won more if a QB named Brady had not come along.

But that's another story we will save for another night.

So one night Jerrah gets drunk and makes Jimster so mad he quits.

A silence fell over the kingdom because everybody knew the winning was over.

In fact it was over for the next 25 years.

The kingdom grew old waiting to win again but winning never came.

Jerrah the owner just stayed in ATT Castle and watched Burt Reynolds movies on his stadium big screen TV..

and spend all his time adjusting and adjusting his net profit line.

Want to know how it all finally changed?

Yes Daddy..please tell us!

Well Jerrah the owner hired a red-headed worm called Jason to be the HC..

Oh no.

That tale is for another night.

Now off to bed children.

Shoooo...

:laugh:

:igglestrophy:
 

Jake

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Once there was this football team owner who was called Jerrah.

He has won 3 World Championships with one HC named Jimster and could have won more if a QB named Brady had not come along.

Brady hasn't prevented the Cowboys from winning another championship. The Cowboys would have to actually get to a Super Bowl for that to happen.
 

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Brady hasn't prevented the Cowboys from winning another championship. The Cowboys would have to actually get to a Super Bowl for that to happen.
Never let the truth interfere with a good fairytale.

Rule #1.

This is one of Jerrah's mantras.

Didn't know Jerrah was Hindu?

That's another bedtime story.

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Jerry says...never let a good bottle of JWB help you fantasize about a coach that sucks actually winning...
 
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