A Mocking to Stuff in your Christmas Stocking

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I’ve said it before and I’ll keep insisting on it until he proves me wrong.
Jerry Jones + Primetime NFL Draft+2011 Superbowl in Dallas = Jerry making a Draft Day Splash.

I think he will try to move up and take a shot at a Rolando McClain or a Dez Bryant but the cost will be too high. Using 2011 draft picks, he still moves up some in the 1st round.

1)Earl Thomas S 5-10/197 Texas
2)Ciron Black T 6-5/322 LSU
3)Akwasi Owusu-Ansah CB 6-1/205 Indiana (PA)
4)John Jerry G 6-5/350 Mississippi
6)Jeffrey Fitzgerald DE 6-4/280 Kansas State
7)Eric Cook C 6-6/318 New Mexico

For those who don’t like Mocks that include trades or underclassmen, my apologies. You show me a NFL Draft in the last 20 years that didn’t include either and I’ll stop including them.

Happy Holidays Zoners! ….even Bob

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One making trades is pure fantasy
two picking upper classerman that haven't declared yet is a waste.
 
MarionBarberThe4th;3164870 said:
Can you re-do it w/o Brandon Carter? That pick is like Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element.

Since it's the Holidays.. poof! It's now John Jerry.
 
Much better.

You were doing fine until Carter. It was like the thumb of Megan Fox. It was like if a beautiful Unicorn had a deformed conjoined twin stuck to it
 

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