Accountant To Play Football For Miami Dolphins

[WoodysGirl]

Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:09 am

Ever since Dan Marino retired, the Miami Dolphins have wasted a lot of money signing top college football players to contracts that never really paid off, so now they've decided to give accountants a try.

In short, the story seems to have been delivered directly from a Hollywood script. Les Brown, an accountant at a private equity investment firm in West Palm Beach, Fla., just signed a contract to play tight end for the Dolphins.

Generally speaking, if you don't play football in college, your chances of signing a professional contract are close to zero, but those are just the kind of odds Brown has defied.

Read more: http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201204/accountant-play-football-miami-dolphins

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[Longboysfan]

Les Brown - on the IR - Injury Settlement Cut.

 

[danielofthesaints]

No way that guy makes that transformation in 10 weeks w/o some "help".

 

[Hoofbite]

I like how it says "he's got the work ethic" and follows that by showing how ridiculous small and out of shape (in comparison to the money shot) he was at one point or another.

 

[casmith07]

Camp Body/Butts In Seats story for an otherwise sadly irrelevant franchise.

 

[Cythim]

We didn't get Manning, Tebow, Griffin, or Luck, but we got this guy!

 

[danielofthesaints]

Remember in freshman year of high school football, when the varsity got to basically tee off on us when we fielded punts in practice...... (I know their agenda now)

 

[casmith07]

Remember in freshman year of high school football, when the varsity got to basically tee off on us when we fielded punts in practice...... (I know their agenda now)

But you were "varsity". :laugh1:

I remember that.

 

[Lonestar94]

You can't gain that much muscle in 10 weeks steroids or not.. I bet he did this in 10 MONTHS.

 

[MonsterD]

He gained 38lbs of muscle in 10 weeks? Whoa.

 

[Hoofbite]

He gained 38lbs of muscle in 10 weeks? Whoa.

It's an illusion.

I saw a video a while back where a dude was debunking some popular YouTube guy whos made a ton of money selling people ab workouts.

I tried to find the video but can't.

Anyway, he basically took a picture in the morning. Went and tanned, then went and worked out really hard and rubbed himself in oil.

The difference was ridiculous......All in one day.