All I want for Christmas is an Eagles losing streak

[Reverend Conehead]

Dec 11, Go Giants
Dec 18, Go Bears
Dec 24, Go Cowboys
Jan 1, Go Saints
TBD, Go Giants

Eagles finish the season 11 and 6 while the Cowboys win out, going 14 and 3. Eagles Coach Nick Sirianni gives a press conference where he says, "Aw crap, sticking pins into my voodoo dolls and worshiping Satan quit working for some reason. But this team and our fans renew our love for communism, and they'll support me at my wedding. I'm marrying Amber Heard."

The Eagles back into the playoffs and are one and done, while the NFC East champion Cowboys win every playoff game and go on to beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

Come on, fate, you can make this happen. Am I really asking for so much?

 

[foofighters]

All I want is the Cowboys to stay hot. Who cares what anyone else does. We just need to beat the team in front of us. That's all I want. Doesn't matter where we have to go.

 

[sandbridge77]

Don’t worry the Eagles are imploding, read it right here on this site a couple of weeks ago

 

[GRCowboy]

The Bears aren't going to win

NYG on the road is the best shot. NYG is a fighting team and plays everyone tough and the Eagles have seemed to struggle a bit with division opponents this year.

 

[TequilaCowboy]

Gotta have the Giants win at least one of those games. That last game may be important for the iggles and won't have the luxury to rest their starters. Either way, Dallas has to run the table.

 

[GRCowboy]

Gotta have the Giants win at least one of those games. That last game may be important for the iggles and won't have the luxury to rest their starters. Either way, Dallas has to run the table.

Tennessee showed that they are very beatable, as long as you put the clamps on #22 they are one dimensional. And they don't have a particularly great home field advantage being a southern outdoor team and all.

 

[john van brocklin]

Dec 11, Go Giants
Dec 18, Go Bears
Dec 24, Go Cowboys
Jan 1, Go Saints
TBD, Go Giants

Eagles finish the season 11 and 6 while the Cowboys win out, going 14 and 3. Eagles Coach Nick Sirianni gives a press conference where he says, "Aw crap, sticking pins into my voodoo dolls and worshiping Satan quit working for some reason. But this team and our fans renew our love for communism, and they'll support me at my wedding. I'm marrying Amber Heard."

The Eagles back into the playoffs and are one and done, while the NFC East champion Cowboys win every playoff game and go on to beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

Come on, fate, you can make this happen. Am I really asking for so much?

You will get coal in your stocking for Christmas....

 

[john van brocklin]

Don’t worry the Eagles are imploding, read it right here on this site a couple of weeks ago

Where was that ?
The Wishful Thinking Zone ...

 

[john van brocklin]

All I want is the Cowboys to stay hot. Who cares what anyone else does. We just need to beat the team in front of us. That's all I want. Doesn't matter where we have to go.

Well now, that an optimistic take...

 

[sandbridge77]

Where was that ?
The Wishful Thinking Zone ...

@leeblair

 

[MS17]

All I want is the Cowboys to stay hot. Who cares what anyone else does. We just need to beat the team in front of us. That's all I want. Doesn't matter where we have to go.

Cowboys stay hot--check
Beat team in front of us--check
Doesnt matter where we have to go--uh oh.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Am I really asking for so much?

Ah... yep... too much.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

I could see the Bears beating the Eagles. They could drop one to the Giants to, since that's a division rival.

Cowboys 14-3
Eagles 13-4

 

[Typhus]

Dec 11, Go Giants
Dec 18, Go Bears
Dec 24, Go Cowboys
Jan 1, Go Saints
TBD, Go Giants

Eagles finish the season 11 and 6 while the Cowboys win out, going 14 and 3. Eagles Coach Nick Sirianni gives a press conference where he says, "Aw crap, sticking pins into my voodoo dolls and worshiping Satan quit working for some reason. But this team and our fans renew our love for communism, and they'll support me at my wedding. I'm marrying Amber Heard."

The Eagles back into the playoffs and are one and done, while the NFC East champion Cowboys win every playoff game and go on to beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

Come on, fate, you can make this happen. Am I really asking for so much?

Bet you get about 500 likes on this one.

 

[Typhus]

I could see the Bears beating the Eagles. They could drop one to the Giants to, since that's a division rival.

Cowboys 14-3
Eagles 13-4

Santa could just skip on by my chimney on Christmas if that were to happen.
No need for additional presents, would be a wonderful season.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Ah... yep... too much.

Aw, crap. When I was a Freshman in high school, I wanted to skip class with Liz [last name redacted] and go make out in the bleachers at the football field. I asked her to cut with me, but she declined. She said her next class was really important for some dumb reason. Pffftt! What could be more important than making out? Why did she care so much about her stupid grade when she could have been having a great time doing the smooch'n'grope with me? I was young, but I knew what I was doing. In the 8th grade I had learned a whole lot with Nancy [last name redacted] after the school dance.

So anyway, my make-out-with-Liz idea was a wonderful idea, but nnnnnnooooooooo, she had to be all worried about her stupid grade. I wish I had a picture of her. You would agree that she was totally makeout-able. It's not like I was asking for much? I wasn't asking for a home run, just a really nice, passionate makeout session.

To this day, I don't know why God didn't whisper in her ear, "Oh, yeah, it will be AWESOME; cut class and go make out with him." To this day, I've never forgiven God for not doing that. Doesn't he know a great idea when he hears one?

Anyway, God owes me one. It's time for him to make it up to me. I don't think an Eagles losing streak and a Cowboys winning streak is asking all that much, and we're way overdue for the Super Bowl. What would be even better would be if when I'm jumping around celebrating a Cowboys' Super Bowl, there's a knock on the door. When I open it, there will stand Liz, still looking hot and sexy as ever, and she'll say, "All right! The Cowboys won. You know what, I was a stupid idiot for not cutting class and making out with you after English class. That was a great idea, and I'm a dolt for not going for it. However, if you want, we can have that makeout session now."

So I'll be basking in the glow of a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl victory, and I'll finally be making out passionately with Liz.

That's what should happen. I don't think I'm asking for too much.

 

[805BoysInBlue]

Dec 11, Go Giants
Dec 18, Go Bears
Dec 24, Go Cowboys
Jan 1, Go Saints
TBD, Go Giants

Eagles finish the season 11 and 6 while the Cowboys win out, going 14 and 3. Eagles Coach Nick Sirianni gives a press conference where he says, "Aw crap, sticking pins into my voodoo dolls and worshiping Satan quit working for some reason. But this team and our fans renew our love for communism, and they'll support me at my wedding. I'm marrying Amber Heard."

The Eagles back into the playoffs and are one and done, while the NFC East champion Cowboys win every playoff game and go on to beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

Come on, fate, you can make this happen. Am I really asking for so much?

I heard somewhere that if you say this 3 times in Mariah Careys voice in front of the mirror, she will appear and grant you your wish.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Anyway, God owes me one.

... there's a knock on the door. When I open it, there will stand Liz, still looking hot and sexy as ever, and she'll say, "All right! ........

I'm betting He owes you one, alright... just not in the way you're thinking.

If God has a sense of humor, He'd allow Liz to do just what you want, only for this to happen to you:

 

[IslandCowboy]

Unfortunately not gonna happen because they are actually a good team.

 

[GMO415]

I'll take a billion dollars tax free.