Amazing Race watermelon to the face

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I laughed but man alive that had to hurt. I also liked the cold hearted blonde...you got to continue.
 

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Wow. ...and I thought the Knight suit had it bad. (was someone actually in it that suit?)

Point blank range and it didn't just glance off, it fully exploded on her pumpkin head! (as Mark Followell used to say)
 

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bbgun;3541442 said:

Jeez. Just getting slightly thumped in the nose makes your whole face tingle. I'd imagine getting completely demolished by a watermelon would be quite bummer.
 

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Ozzu;3541489 said:
Jeez. Just getting slightly thumped in the nose makes your whole face tingle. I'd imagine getting completely demolished by a watermelon would be quite bummer.

Amazing she didn't end up with a broken nose or cheekbones.
 

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Epic fail win. Is that possible? Methinks she did it.

Love just before impact, you can see her Collision Avoidance System start to kick in, just WAY too late.
 

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The funniest part about that, is her partner imploring her with, "Right in the kisser...Show that Knight who's boss!" like 5 seconds before she takes the fastball, high and inside.

MAN, that had to hurt!
 

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bbgun;3541442 said:
From Family Guy, POW!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!! POW!!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!! POW!!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!! POW!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!!
Hey stop screaming you can't hear me........POW!!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
 

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Any chance this was fake/staged? Like maybe thats not a actual watermelon in the slingshot that time? I guess I can believe it but it just seemed like that should have jacked here whole face the **** up. Watermelons are no joke.
 

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urface59;3541678 said:
Any chance this was fake/staged? Like maybe thats not a actual watermelon in the slingshot that time? I guess I can believe it but it just seemed like that should have jacked here whole face the **** up. Watermelons are no joke.

My 1st thought too.

It seems really improbable you get a watermelon, even a super-ripe, seedless melon, right in the puss at that velocity, and don't at least have a bloody nose or lip? Much less any other visible signs of contact.
 
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