Amber Heard caused the Cowboys to lose (but I'll get her back)

[Reverend Conehead]

If the Cowboys didn't look like the same team on Sunday, that's because Amber Heard had made several voodoo dolls of them and she was stabbing them that day. Don't worry. I'll get her back. My time machine is fixed. I'm sending her back in time to ancient Rome and am making her fight as a gladiator. That will keep her busy, and she won't be able to get back to bother our team again.

 

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

Amber Heard as a gladiator. Hmmm.

 

[SlammedZero]

We're counting on you to right this timeline before the Atlanta game on Sunday!

 

[nobody]

Since she's stalking you she obviously monitors this site. You just announced your plans beforehand and warned her.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Since she's stalking you she obviously monitors this site. You just announced your plans beforehand and warned her.

Oh, crap, you're right. That wasn't very bright of me, was it? Unless .... I actually have different plans, and these ones are to throw her off, BWAHAHAHAHA.

 

[DallasEast]

 

[JustChip]

Amber Heard as a gladiator. Hmmm.

I’ll volunteer to be the lion and feast on her.