Reverend Conehead
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I had sent Amber Heard back in time to 1946 to be trapped in one of Stalin's gulags in Siberia. That way she can't stab her voodoo dolls in the present and make the Cowboys lose. It worked for the game against Atlanta, but she must have exscaped somehow and come back forward in time. She really trashed the game for us yesterday. I'd bet she buttered up one of the guards by flirting to get let out. I still don't know how she traveled forward in time to get back here.
Don't worry. I'm dedicated to my Cowboys. I'll capture her again and send her somewhere else back in time where she'll never exscape. I'm not sure where yet, but I'll think of something.
Don't worry. I'm dedicated to my Cowboys. I'll capture her again and send her somewhere else back in time where she'll never exscape. I'm not sure where yet, but I'll think of something.