Ankle monitor finally gone as of today!

[Reverend Conehead]

What a relief! No more monitoring by the sheriff's department. I'm so sick of this ankle bracelet I've had to wear the last 18 months. That's what happens when you get drunk and race motorcycles in a school zone. I can't believe those whiny cops didn't see the humor in it. There weren't even any school kids anywhere around since it was 11 PM. I downed a half bottle of Jack Daniels and was racing my 1983 Harley XR-1000. I was winning every race! Ha ha, my dufus friend thought he could beat me on his stupid Yamaha. We were having a great time till the cops showed up to be a munch of uptight and lecturing goons. Can you believe they wasted police resources on this crap? They had the nerve to arrest us and impound our bikes.

Anyway, thank God the stinkin' ankle bracelet is gone. 18 months is a long time to put up with this crap. They didn't allow me to ride my Harley either, those dorks. It's been stored at my brother's house.

PS: April Fools!

 

[aria]

OMG! Were you wearing a helmet?

 

[Runwildboys]

OMG! Were you wearing a helmet?

Clearly not.

 

[jsb357]

and was racing my 1983 Harley XR-1000.

 

[Cowpolk]

What a relief! No more monitoring by the sheriff's department. I'm so sick of this ankle bracelet I've had to wear the last 18 months. That's what happens when you get drunk and race motorcycles in a school zone. I can't believe those whiny cops didn't see the humor in it. There weren't even any school kids anywhere around since it was 11 PM. I downed a half bottle of Jack Daniels and was racing my 1983 Harley XR-1000. I was winning every race! Ha ha, my dufus friend thought he could beat me on his stupid Yamaha. We were having a great time till the cops showed up to be a munch of uptight and lecturing goons. Can you believe they wasted police resources on this crap? They had the nerve to arrest us and impound our bikes.

Anyway, thank God the stinkin' ankle bracelet is gone. 18 months is a long time to put up with this crap. They didn't allow me to ride my Harley either, those dorks. It's been stored at my brother's house.

PS: April Fools!

Did you get scanned for a micro chip yet? With coneheads they usually place them at the tip of the head

 

[Sarek]

@Reverend Conehead

You had me going there for a second, i was like this dude really is messed up.

Good one, thanks.

 

[Londonboy]

Good news about the ankle tag.
Any word on the straightjacket?

 

[CouchCoach]

What a relief! No more monitoring by the sheriff's department. I'm so sick of this ankle bracelet I've had to wear the last 18 months. That's what happens when you get drunk and race motorcycles in a school zone. I can't believe those whiny cops didn't see the humor in it. There weren't even any school kids anywhere around since it was 11 PM. I downed a half bottle of Jack Daniels and was racing my 1983 Harley XR-1000. I was winning every race! Ha ha, my dufus friend thought he could beat me on his stupid Yamaha. We were having a great time till the cops showed up to be a munch of uptight and lecturing goons. Can you believe they wasted police resources on this crap? They had the nerve to arrest us and impound our bikes.

Anyway, thank God the stinkin' ankle bracelet is gone. 18 months is a long time to put up with this crap. They didn't allow me to ride my Harley either, those dorks. It's been stored at my brother's house.

PS: April Fools!

Which part is April Fools? I bet it's the part about it being stored at your brother's house.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Which part is April Fools? I bet it's the part about it being stored at your brother's house.

I couldn't admit that I needed my mom to keep it in her garage, could I?

 

[Runwildboys]

I couldn't admit that I needed my mom to keep it in her garage, could I?

Be honest, it was her Sportster, wasn't it?

 

[DallasEast]

Did you get scanned for a micro chip yet? With coneheads they usually place them at the tip of the head

Company info can be found on the reverse side.

"Manufactured by Amber Heard Electronics"