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Fierce Allegiance
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Ever wonder in your relationship, how 'the fight' started...??
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
Annnd that's how the fight started...
------------
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
bed.
I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,'
she answered.
I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying
'Yes.'
So I said,
'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
Annnd that's when the fight started...
------------
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said,
'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
Annnd that's when the fight started...
------------
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.
She asked,
'What's on TV?'
I said,
'Dust.'
Annnd then the fight started...
------------
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. .
She said,
'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
Annnd then the fight started...
------------
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she
kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed,
'He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said,
'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
Annnd then the fight started...
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
Annnd that's how the fight started...
------------
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
bed.
I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,'
she answered.
I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying
'Yes.'
So I said,
'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
Annnd that's when the fight started...
------------
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said,
'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
Annnd that's when the fight started...
------------
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.
She asked,
'What's on TV?'
I said,
'Dust.'
Annnd then the fight started...
------------
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. .
She said,
'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
Annnd then the fight started...
------------
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she
kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed,
'He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said,
'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
Annnd then the fight started...
