Bad day today fellow zoners

Typhus

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Bad enough that I have already been in a bad mood about my Boys, but just felt the need to share.

So I have been chewing tobacco going on 30 years I know its a bad habit, about as long as Dallas has sucked lol, so I lost my wallet somewhere early in my day today and was on the road without any credit or cash and so it was a bad day for anyone wanting to mess with me and usually I am a very reserved individual, everything came to a boiling point today.

Already having Cowboy and Nicotine withdrawals, so had my truck parked while escorting a senior citizen into a door way when I looked over my shoulder and saw
the dude you know that has 3 size the pants too big with no belt hopping in my vehicle and driving off.

I'm already off the grid my friends, haven't had a chew all day and my Cowboys already pissed me off so I went all terminator mode, I know it is crazy but I ran and caught
the bone head at the very next red light, he had no idea that I just ran him down, he had the window down so I grabbed him by his hoodie and pulled him right out at the intersection.

Other motorists that witnessed this were slowing down and giving me thumbs up and saying right on dude, beat his ***, and all I could think of to say was Go Boys...

Such a strange day but thought it was worthy of sharing.
 

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Bad enough that I have already been in a bad mood about my Boys, but just felt the need to share.

So I have been chewing tobacco going on 30 years I know its a bad habit, about as long as Dallas has sucked lol, so I lost my wallet somewhere early in my day today and was on the road without any credit or cash and so it was a bad day for anyone wanting to mess with me and usually I am a very reserved individual, everything came to a boiling point today.

Already having Cowboy and Nicotine withdrawals, so had my truck parked while escorting a senior citizen into a door way when I looked over my shoulder and saw
the dude you know that has 3 size the pants too big with no belt hopping in my vehicle and driving off.

I'm already off the grid my friends, haven't had a chew all day and my Cowboys already pissed me off so I went all terminator mode, I know it is crazy but I ran and caught
the bone head at the very next red light, he had no idea that I just ran him down, he had the window down so I grabbed him by his hoodie and pulled him right out at the intersection.

Other motorists that witnessed this were slowing down and giving me thumbs up and saying right on dude, beat his ***, and all I could think of to say was Go Boys...

Such a strange day but thought it was worthy of sharing.
Hell yeah!!DTown stomp him next. Stand on bidness
 

Typhus

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Hell yeah!!DTown stomp him next. Stand on bidness
I wanted to curb hop his head but I was worried I would throw my hip out,,, lol
I'm still a pretty tough dude at my age when I get stressed and pissed enough.
I'm going to chill out and go fishing now, and try and forget this day.
 

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Got the speed to play MLB yet?
Stephen might give u a 3 yr 300k contract
 

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As long as you didn't kill him, good for you! Even if you weren't already having a bad day, I'd say you were justified.
 

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Bad enough that I have already been in a bad mood about my Boys, but just felt the need to share.

So I have been chewing tobacco going on 30 years I know its a bad habit, about as long as Dallas has sucked lol, so I lost my wallet somewhere early in my day today and was on the road without any credit or cash and so it was a bad day for anyone wanting to mess with me and usually I am a very reserved individual, everything came to a boiling point today.

Already having Cowboy and Nicotine withdrawals, so had my truck parked while escorting a senior citizen into a door way when I looked over my shoulder and saw
the dude you know that has 3 size the pants too big with no belt hopping in my vehicle and driving off.

I'm already off the grid my friends, haven't had a chew all day and my Cowboys already pissed me off so I went all terminator mode, I know it is crazy but I ran and caught
the bone head at the very next red light, he had no idea that I just ran him down, he had the window down so I grabbed him by his hoodie and pulled him right out at the intersection.

Other motorists that witnessed this were slowing down and giving me thumbs up and saying right on dude, beat his ***, and all I could think of to say was Go Boys...

Such a strange day but thought it was worthy of sharing.
I hope you were in a state that values law enforcement and believes in protecting its citizens.

Nice work on ejecting that sack of turd from your vehicle.
 

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