LongSnapper
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So a guy at the golf course got blasted right in the junk, after they get him up off the ground he is taken to the ER. The doc takes a look and says it's pretty bad. The dude was really concerned because he was to get married the next week to his lovely bride who had been holding on to her virginity. Not wanting to disappoint he asked the doc if he was going to be ok? The doc says sure you should be alright. So the doc takes some tongue depressors and carefully forms a splint around the guys package. A week later after the wedding the happy bride and groom find themselves all alone for the moment they had been waiting on. The bride rips open her blouse and declares "here these are yours they have never been touched by another". The groom drops his draws and says "well check this out mine is still in the crate"!!!!!!!!!!!
