BTB: Trolling the Nation (Cowboys vs Vikings)

[RoyalCowboy]

Love reading these after great wins! Enjoy.

https://www.bloggingtheboys.com/202...t-vikings-fan-reaction-40-3-win-micah-parsons

 

[aikemirv]

"At least it only counts as 1 loss" was my favorite

 

[Praxit]

..my best lines: LLLOLLL

I can't believe how much time is left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the death of a thousand cuts, slow and painful.
Frode the sad | 18:58 EDT

Everyone that attended the game should get a full refund. Except the Cowboy fans who are having the time of their lives.
woggerone | 18:18 EDT

My wife is a Cowboys fan. Going to get real awkward in my house if we lose.
PurpleReignInDE |

Parsons is what an actual "generational talent" looks like.
KyleSmithforGM | 17:49 EDT

 

[ChuckA1]

Boy, I enjoyed that game. But now it's time to get my worry on for the Giants. Go Cowboys

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

"Can we challenge the 30 points on the incorrect side of the scoreboard?"

 

[TwoDeep3]

I have not clicked on the link, as yet. But this has to be priceless!

 

[ElGatoGrande]

..my best lines: LLLOLLL

I can't believe how much time is left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the death of a thousand cuts, slow and painful.
Frode the sad | 18:58 EDT

Everyone that attended the game should get a full refund. Except the Cowboy fans who are having the time of their lives.
woggerone | 18:18 EDT

My wife is a Cowboys fan. Going to get real awkward in my house if we lose.
PurpleReignInDE |

Parsons is what an actual "generational talent" looks like.
KyleSmithforGM | 17:49 EDT

"

"Just one more reason to hate the Cowboys. This game is like watching a boxer punch a baby."

 

[Eddie]

Too funny.

 

[john van brocklin]

..my best lines: LLLOLLL

I can't believe how much time is left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the death of a thousand cuts, slow and painful.
Frode the sad | 18:58 EDT

Everyone that attended the game should get a full refund. Except the Cowboy fans who are having the time of their lives.
woggerone | 18:18 EDT

My wife is a Cowboys fan. Going to get real awkward in my house if we lose.
PurpleReignInDE |

Parsons is what an actual "generational talent" looks like.
KyleSmithforGM | 17:49 EDT

 

[CoachD]

The best one was when Kearse did the SKOL clap!

 

[Hardline]

These are getting painfully boring. Before I click the link I am guessing 98% of the responses will be Vikings fans.
It should be titled Trolling The Vikings.

 

[tyke1doe]

"Can we challenge the 30 points on the incorrect side of the scoreboard?"

 

[Biag]

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"Just one more reason to hate the Cowboys. This game is like watching a boxer punch a baby."

This is the best thing I have read in awhile. I just sent this to my friend who likes the Vikings.

 

[tyke1doe]

Dallas is so much better than their record. This Parsons kid is like a once in 5-decade talent.

Their kicker is better from 60+ than ours is kicking extra points, very sad.

Sack... the line has quit... the announcers are even laughing now.

CBS just switched games. Thank you CBS.

CBS showing us some mercy.

 

[VaqueroTD]

Love reading these after great wins! Enjoy.

https://www.bloggingtheboys.com/202...t-vikings-fan-reaction-40-3-win-micah-parsons

Vikings Fan: “Their kicker is better at 60+ FGS than ours is with extra points.’

That was last year for us. Nice to have ‘Money Maher’ this year.

 

[Beaker42]

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"Just one more reason to hate the Cowboys. This game is like watching a boxer punch a baby."

Pretty appropriate. Bunch of posers dressed in purple pantsed in front of the populous.

 

[Pass2Run]

Love reading these after great wins! Enjoy.

https://www.bloggingtheboys.com/202...t-vikings-fan-reaction-40-3-win-micah-parsons

I was just reading it, and figured I'd post. But you eat me to it. lol

 

[nathanlt]

My favorite was...

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Fan Since Fran | 17:38 EDT

If it really is a Vikings fan since the Fran Tarkenton days, then they HAVE TO be joking about their knowledge of history.... I hope.. Pretty sure.

 

[MysteryIceGuro]

My favorite line:


“This is the quarter where we take the lead” then Kirk gets sacked for -6 yards

 

[Runwildboys]

From an Eagles fan: How do you make the field goal and then review the play before it? Goodell the clown needs to review the league's officiating. Like now.

More poignant than funny, but I like it.