Businessman buys Texas town, renames it ‘Bikinis’

[cowboyeric8]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/businessman-buys-texas-town-renames-bikinis-201557711.html

 

[03EBZ06]

elf-described "breastaurateur" Doug Guller has purchased an unincorporated ghost town in Texas and renamed it "Bikinis" after his Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill franchise.

Is breastaurateur even a word?

It would be worse, like "Stripper" TX or something.

 

[big dog cowboy]

If you like ordering burgers and beer from women dressed in bikinis

That is all.

 

[wittenacious]

If you like ordering burgers and beer from women dressed in bikinis

That is all.

Not good: "Waitress, there's a short 'n' curly in my soup."

 

[DallasEast]

The three young ladies, employed by Bikinis Bar & Grill, shown in the article's embedded photograph are *a-HEM!* impressive, but I must admit that the news reporter, Camille Williams, in the embedded video impressed me more:

http://i356.***BLOCKED***/albums/oo4/DallasEast1701/fd2459c4.jpg

VERY lovely.

 

[CliffnDallas]

The waitresses are in bikini tops and daisy Duke shorts. Just FYI. A new Bikinis just opened in Dallas.

 

[casmith07]

There is a girl in a blue bikini when you click on the link (DO NOT POST THE PHOTO!!!) who I would like to introduce to my parents.

 

[WoodysGirl]

So what happens when people buy towns like this?

 

[Yeagermeister]

The three young ladies, employed by Bikinis Bar & Grill, shown in the article's embedded photograph are *a-HEM!* impressive, but I must admit that the news reporter, Camille Williams, in the embedded video impressed me more:

http://i356.***BLOCKED***/albums/oo4/DallasEast1701/fd2459c4.jpg

VERY lovely.

perv :laugh1:

 

[DallasEast]

perv :laugh1:

That's a grown woman. :tongue: :laugh1:

 

[JBond]

There is a girl in a blue bikini when you click on the link (DO NOT POST THE PHOTO!!!) who I would like to introduce to my parents.

The crazy eyed one on the right? She scares me a little. I have seen that crazy look before.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

The crazy eyed one on the right? She scares me a little. I have seen that crazy look before.

:laugh2: @crazy eyed.