Canceling Friday 5

[Signals]

April Fools!

1. If any company or brand could sponsor you, which one would you want as your sponsor?

2. What would be your last meal?

3. What is the dumbest thing people do to make themselves better-looking?

4. Are you looking forward to anything in the Spring?

5. Plans for the weekend?

 

[vta]

1. None.

2. Veal rib chops, asparagus, mashed potato, a glass of wine. A bowl of ice cream and a glass of port... or a big plate of spaghetti with veal and meatballs, plus the wine and same dessert. I hope I never have to decide.

3. Get surgery.

4. The end of this winter that doesn't seem to want to go away.

5. Anniversary dinner with the wife. A child's birthday party.

 

[Yeagermeister]

April Fools!

1. If any company or brand could sponsor you, which one would you want as your sponsor?

2. What would be your last meal?

3. What is the dumbest thing people do to make themselves better-looking?

4. Are you looking forward to anything in the Spring?

5. Plans for the weekend?

1. Diet coke

2. A steak and baked potato

3. plastic surgery

4. Yes except for having to cut grass

5. See #4

 

[YosemiteSam]

April Fools!

1. If any company or brand could sponsor you, which one would you want as your sponsor?

2. What would be your last meal?

3. What is the dumbest thing people do to make themselves better-looking?

4. Are you looking forward to anything in the Spring?

5. Plans for the weekend?

1. I know don't. Ibanez, Dallas Cowboys, or Maserati if they will give me one.
2. Ribeye, mashed potatoes, cinnamon apples, carrot cake.
3. Plastic surgery. (unnecessary specifically)
4. Fishing
5. No plans

 

[big dog cowboy]

1. If any company or brand could sponsor you, which one would you want as your sponsor? Coke or Bud

2. What would be your last meal? Steak or pizza

3. What is the dumbest thing people do to make themselves better-looking? Plastic surgery

4. Are you looking forward to anything in the Spring? Warmer temperatures and everything greening up.

5. Plans for the weekend? Work/chores/cancer survivor party/hoops

 

[Phoenix]

April Fools!


Nice. Got me.


1. If any company or brand could sponsor you, which one would you want as your sponsor?


Any ultra-high end steak house


2. What would be your last meal?

My mom's home cooked pot roast, garlic Texas toast, nice fresh salad with everything in it and covered in Ranch dressing, bowl of tomato soup, green beans, tall glass of ice cold fresh whole milk straight out of the milk tank of a dairy barn, a big bowl of Neapolitan ice cream, and a six-pack of Paulaner Pilsner beer.


3. What is the dumbest thing people do to make themselves better-looking?

If people really think that wearing pants on the ground makes them look better, I truly want to barf at that thought. It's just disgusting.


4. Are you looking forward to anything in the Spring?

Not really, except for enjoying the nicer weather, baseball, and the rebirth of green things.


5. Plans for the weekend?

Find all my tax paperwork, do taxes

Other than that - beer, baseball, basketball on TV, NASCAR

 

[Faerluna]

April Fools! You dirty dog!

1. If any company or brand could sponsor you, which one would you want as your sponsor?

Probably a cat food company.

2. What would be your last meal?

T-bone, mashed potatoes, creamed spinach, sauteed mushrooms and a creme brulee from Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.

3. What is the dumbest thing people do to make themselves better-looking?

Plastic surgery that isn't medically necessary. Sometimes plastic surgery will make people better looking if they are correcting a birth defect or injury, which is fine, of course.

4. Are you looking forward to anything in the Spring?

Planting a little garden. The one thing I'm hoping grows very well are tomatoes. We eat ridiculous amounts of tomatoes.

5. Plans for the weekend?

Adoption stand for my foster kitty on Saturday, work, trapping on Sunday night for one lone female cat that lives in the sewers in a nearby shopping center, weather permitting. Gotta get her before she gets preggers and has kittens.

 

[YosemiteSam]

1. If any company or brand could sponsor you, which one would you want as your sponsor?

Probably a cat food company.

What the?

 

[Hostile]

1. If any company or brand could sponsor you, which one would you want as your sponsor? The Dallas Cowboys as their Official Team Historian.

2. What would be your last meal? Filet mignon, braised asparagus, baked potato, apple cobbler.

3. What is the dumbest thing people do to make themselves better-looking? Those gauge things in their ear lobes.

4. Are you looking forward to anything in the Spring? The Masters, the Draft, trees and flowers blooming, swimming season.

5. Plans for the weekend? Conference and quiet time with the kids. My wife is out of town.

 

[Faerluna]

What the?

When you get a sponsorship, the company supplies you with their product. I'll take all the free cat food someone wants to provide. I got mouths to feed! :

 

[Khartun]

1. If any company or brand could sponsor you, which one would you want as your sponsor?
Blizzard or Microsoft

2. What would be your last meal?
Either a huge Ribeye or a Prime Rib, medium rare, baked potato, a creamed spinach, Ceaser salad, grilled shrip or lobster tails.

3. What is the dumbest thing people do to make themselves better-looking?
I really hate when women get the injection in their lips. My wife watches those housewives shows and those women all look ridiculous with their ginormous lips. Meg Ryan killed her looks that way.

4. Are you looking forward to anything in the Spring?
We go to summer hours at work at the end of spring. Get off at 12 on Fridays.

5. Plans for the weekend?
Spring cleaning.

 

[Faerluna]

3. What is the dumbest thing people do to make themselves better-looking?
I really hate when women get the injection in their lips. My wife watches those housewives shows and those women all look ridiculous with their ginormous lips. Meg Ryan killed her looks that way.

Man, did she ever. She was so beautiful before the whole lip catastrophe.

 

[TheDallasDon]

1. If any company or brand could sponsor you, which one would you want as your sponsor?
Xbox or Playstation

2. What would be your last meal?
Kobe Ribeye, Cow tongue tacos, and bison steak

Yep I eat big

3. What is the dumbest thing people do to make themselves better-looking?
surgery or that stupid orange tan

4. Are you looking forward to anything in the Spring?
time to get into fighting shape

5. Plans for the weekend?
getting my pay check yea!!!

 

[big dog cowboy]

getting my pay check yea!!!

Don't blow it all in one place. I know how you young'uns are.

 

[locked&loaded]

When you get a sponsorship, the company supplies you with their product. I'll take all the free cat food someone wants to provide. I got mouths to feed! :

are you an unmarried 70 year old lady by any chance?

 

[Faerluna]

are you an unmarried 70 year old lady by any chance?

No, I'm a married, 40-year-old mother of a beautiful, little girl and I happen to have cats as pets. I also foster cats/kittens for a local humane society while they wait for adoption.

Any other smart *** remarks you'd like to share?

 

[YosemiteSam]

No, I'm a married, 40-year-old mother of a beautiful, little girl and I happen to have cats as pets. I also foster cats/kittens for a local humane society while they wait for adoption.

Any other smart *** remarks you'd like to share?

If he doesn't, I can kick out a few.

 

[Faerluna]

If he doesn't, I can kick out a few.

I would be unsurprised by this. :