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Older pic. Just wanted to hear the captions...

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Jerry Jones--- Bill Parcells--- Stephen Jones

Jerry: "Why does he get the whistle? I want the whistle! Campo always let me have the whistle..."

Bill: "... they have no idea that I'm really wearing fullsize, khaki pants... they're just hiked up to my man-boobs... he he he..."

Stephen: "Bill. Look at my calves. Look at my calves, Bill. Bill, look. Over here. My calves. Look at them. Bill?"
 

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jerry (thinking to self): <holy toledo... lookee them cheerleaders... and they're on my payroll... hmmmm.... if only.... nope - not gonna do it.... c'mon jerry.... focus! 3-4... 3-4.... holy mackerel!... lookit that new gal... whatta bod! soo-weee-eet!>
 

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Larry Curly and Moe watch the players go through drill during the last minicamp.
 

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Qwickdraw said:
Older pic. Just wanted to hear the captions...

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Jerry Jones--- Bill Parcells--- Stephen Jones

Jerry: "Why does he get the whistle? I want the whistle! Campo always let me have the whistle..."

Bill: "... they have no idea that I'm really wearing fullsize, khaki pants... they're just hiked up to my man-boobs... he he he..."

Stephen: "Bill. Look at my calves. Look at my calves, Bill. Bill, look. Over here. My calves. Look at them. Bill?"

The new Old Navy ad for culottes, featuring Jerry Bill and Stephen! :lmao:
 

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Jerry Jones--- Bill Parcells--- Stephen Jones

"Hey macarena!"
 

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Bill thinking to himself: "I can't believe I'm standing here with frick and frack. I'm not gonna say it... I'll bite my lip."
 

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Jerry: Your turn, Bill.

Bill: Just a sec...ah yeah... THAT'S THE POWER OF FRUIT!

Stephen: Jesus, Bill. You win this round.
 

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Jerry: So tell me Bill, where are they this time?

Bill: I just don't understand it, they should have been here ...Stephen?

Stephen: These Cheerleader tryouts are getting to be too much trouble
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CliffnMesquite said:
The good the bad,and the ugly. :)

I take it you are going from right to left instead of left to right :D
 
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