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Balls and blisters...
the receiver sisters...
 

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Terrell Owens exercises his hamstring by giving a lapdance to one of the Teletubbies, while Terry Glenn pretends not to watch.
 

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Check out the sign over Owens' head

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Terry Glenn, 5 years, $20 million.

Terrell Owens, 3 years, $25 million.

Sitting on your arse while other guys bust theirs over the veteran mininum...

Priceless.

Some can afford butt enhancement surgery.

For all others, there's MasterCard
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Terrell Owens exercises his hamstring by giving a lapdance to one of the Teletubbies, while Terry Glenn pretends not to watch.

We can stop right here.


:lmao2: :lmao: :laugh1: :laugh2:
 

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TO: Terry, why you ain't practicing?

Terry: Blisters on my feet.

TO: Blisters? Blisters? Look at this Hemerrhoid, ya sissy!
 

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Terrell Owens:: I love it here, I could chill when I want to without anybody breathing down my throat about anything, and im sure hoping Tony Romo starts the season, I'll feel much safer, cause Bledsoe take his time throwing it out when im open, damn, he's just like McNabb, but with no mobility and no awareness.

Terry Glenn:: Man I sure wish I had Terrell Owens talents, he's one good wide receiver, and Im getting so tired of Bledsoe over throwing the ball, Romo should start, but I and Bill Parcells wouldn't know how to tell him, I guess we going to have to think of a way to tell him the news soon. ---
 

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Right about now TO wishes his entire diet didn't exist of salmon and asparagus. While Terry Glenn tries in vain to ride away from the stench of TO's monster dump only to realize that his bike has no wheels.
 

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we're 2 wild and sexy guys looking for some hot american women.
 

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"TO is shown here practicing his lemon-lime commercial skit for Sprite drinks."


-Reality​
 

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This week in camp, the Cowboys implemented a new play into their offensive playbook in hopes of using their two veteran receivers to the best of their abilities. Terrell Owens runs a squat and roll route while Terry Glenn executes the peddle and go pattern effectively.

That Bill is a genius.
 

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Chief said:
Great song.

Dire Straits...

That is what "hammy" and "blisters" are going to feel if they don't get their bad self out on the field!

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T.O. and his hammy
with a big green ball behind him,
makes me reiterrate
that we never should have signed him.

Glenn again has foot problems
and will be sidelined I reckon,
makes me repeat we shoulda traded up
for Greg Jennings in the 2nd.
 
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