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[bbgun]

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"What could possibly go wrong?"

 

[Yeagermeister]

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"What could possibly go wrong?"

Guess where Jimmy's hand is

 

[Big Dakota]

coexisting takes inebriation

 

[EastDallasCowboy]

They'd better be drinking one of my wines.

 

[Jimz31]

"We're gonna have plenty more of these."

 

[CrazyCowboy]

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Cheer's to the buy out!QUOTE]

 

[Cbz40]

We've only Just begun!!!!!!!!

 

[kTXe]

Guess where Jimmy's hand is

The look on Jerry's face leaves little to the imagination.

 

[Wimbo]

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Jimmy: "Look at her through your glass like this... makes her look like Haley Berry on a hot day."
Jerry: "Gigidy-gigidy... Oh, yeah."

 

[big dog cowboy]

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We both just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico!

 

[Seven]

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"Prior to leaving the post Super Bowl party, Mr Jones and Jimmy Johnson happily offer up urine samples to prove their sobriety." They left together and some of Jimmy's neighbors were quoted as saying, "Mr. Jones's limo remained in the driveway all night."

 

[CF74]

Wine goggles make better lovers

 

[Achozen]

Jimmy: "We stay fly, no lie, you know thiss!

Jerry: "BAWWLLLLLLLINNNNN"

*Jerry proceeds to do jumpshot in the face of a waiter serving crab cakes.*

 

[Bob Sacamano]

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Jerry: it hurts...to...sm...sm...smiiiile

 

[Clove]

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Jerry: "So that's what a reach around is Jimmy?" I like it!

 

[Spectre]

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Between my face and your hair, no one will ever knowthat we are both, in fact, 126 years old.

 

[Colo]

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Desperate to get on the field and half the credit, Jerry Jones has himself and head coach Jimmy Johnson sewn together.

 

[alancdc]

coexisting takes inebriation

Well, lets buy him a drink and get him back here!

 

[DallasEast]

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Next week on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel: conjoined twins, good or bad for the NFL? Only on HBO.​

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[ndanger]

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Jimmy-Hey Nate, man that blunt really took the edge off this wine.Where's the playmaker with that blow.
Jerry- See I told ya' Troy looked good in the shower.Dang I got the cotton mouth bad.