CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'

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Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?

That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.

"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."

The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for "flesh-eating zombies" much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like "Night of the Living Dead" and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you'd take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic.

"First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house," the posting continues. "This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored)."

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/...e-apocalypse/?test=latestnews?test=latestnews
 

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Sure they say they did as part of a joke, sure they say that it is just an attention grabber to actually teach about things to do in real life situations...but has anyone heard about the recent news about Zombie Ants and now this?

<cue ominous music>
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3953931 said:
Sure they say they did as part of a joke, sure they say that it is just an attention grabber to actually teach about things to do in real life situations...but has anyone heard about the recent news about Zombie Ants and now this?

<cue ominous music>

Yeah - I read about zombie ants. That is some freaky stuff.
Scary - ants make up about 30% of the bio-mass on earth. If they decide humans are a food source, we are screwed. Zombie or not.
 

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Wimbo;3953939 said:
Yeah - I read about zombie ants. That is some freaky stuff.
Scary - ants make up about 30% of the bio-mass on earth. If they decide humans are a food source, we are screwed. Zombie or not.

I'm ready for them. Meet my new dog

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Doomsday101;3953947 said:
I'm ready for them. Meet my new dog

[youtube]fd0yIcD-GrM&feature[/youtube]

:laugh2: That brings back memories of the old cartoon...

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More tax dollars well spent. Hard to believe that resources would ever be approved for something like this. Who ever managed to sell this bill of goods is the guy we need working on the NFL thing.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3953948 said:
:laugh2: That brings back memories of the old cartoon...

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Oh Brain, well done my good man! The Aardvark is one of my favorites. Well done indeed.

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ABQCOWBOY;3953949 said:
More tax dollars well spent. Hard to believe that resources would ever be approved for something like this. Who ever managed to sell this bill of goods is the guy we need working on the NFL thing.

:laugh2: Read the article...you might not be as mock outraged. :)
 

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This will make your skin crawl... according to discovery.com, there is an estimated 6,700,000,000,000,000 ants alive at any given moment. That is 100,000 ants per person.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3953952 said:
:laugh2: Read the article...you might not be as mock outraged. :)


I've already got a Hurricane Kit. Don't piss on my Aardvark euphoria, if you please.

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ABQCOWBOY;3953956 said:
I've already got a Hurricane Kit. Don't piss on my Aardvark euphoria, if you please.

:laugh2:

Reminds me some of the old cartoon with the bullfrogs that wore cowboy hats and they would play the cartoon before a movie back in the drive in days.
 

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I do like the old cartoons BP. Hard for me to get into the ones they have on now. Generation thing I guess.
 

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A utility knife is the only weapon-esque thing they recommend?!

By the time you cut the head off of an attacking zombie with that you'll be missing an arm and have an unquenchable taste for brains.
 
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