Celebrity (Kumite) Martial Arts Tournament. You Pick the Winner (New 32-Celebrity Bracket|Post 10)

[timb2]

Well I almost certain everyone agrees Bruce Lee would win,but I will say that this to get a shot at Bruce Lee's Title after him. I will rank them but you decide who will win from the 16 celebrity martial artists. If you need a movie reference to see the celebs in action on youtube I put a movie next to them


1- Jackie Chan( Rumble in the Bronx)
16- Tony Jaa( Furious 7)


8- Daniel Craig( James Bond)
9- Chow Yung Fat(Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon)



4- Jean Claude Van Dam( Bloodsport,)
13- Micheal Jai White( Universal Soldier The Return)



5- Steven Seagal(Above the Law)
12- Jim Kelly(Enter the Dragon)





2- Chuck Norris( Good Guys wear Black)
15- Tom Laughlin(Billy Jack)



7- Wesley Snipes( Blade)
10- Sammo Hung( Martial Law TV Series)



3- Jet Li( TheExpendibles)
14- David Carradine( Kung **)


6- Jason Statham( The Transporter)
11- Bolo Yeung( Bloodsport)

 

[Roadtrip635]

Seems like if you would have James Bond (Craig) in this tourney, you would have to include John Wick (Reeves) and Jason Bourne (Damon). Gotta have Rama (Iko Uwais) from The Raid movies and Ip Man (Donnie Yen) for a tourney like this.

 

[timb2]

Seems like if you would have James Bond (Craig) in this tourney, you would have to include John Wick (Reeves) and Jason Bourne (Damon). Gotta have Rama (Iko Uwais) from The Raid movies and Ip Man (Donnie Yen) for a tourney like this.

We'll make them alternates

 

[catiii]

Well I almost certain everyone agrees Bruce Lee would win,but I will say that this to get a shot at Bruce Lee's Title after him. I will rank them but you decide who will win from the 16 celebrity martial artists. If you need a movie reference to see the celebs in action on youtube I put a movie next to them


1- Jackie Chan( Rumble in the Bronx)
16- Tony Jaa( Furious 7)


8- Daniel Craig( James Bond)
9- Chow Yung Fat(Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon)



4- Jean Claude Van Dam( Bloodsport,)
13- Micheal Jai White( Universal Soldier The Return)



5- Steven Seagal(Above the Law)
12- Jim Kelly(Enter the Dragon)





2- Chuck Norris( Good Guys wear Black)
15- Tom Laughlin(Billy Jack)



7- Wesley Snipes( Blade)
10- Sammo Hung( Martial Law TV Series)



3- Jet Li( TheExpendibles)
14- David Carradine( Kung **)


6- Jason Statham( The Transporter)
11- Bolo Yeung( Bloodsport)

Top 3 Jason Statham, Jackie Chan, Jet Li in no particular order..
We're in my territory now

 

[Big_D]

No Ralph Macchio?

 

[RaZon]

Steven Seagall was the real deal there as was Chuck Norris.

So that is my final.

 

[timb2]

No Ralph Macchio?

I thought Johnny also from Cobra Kai. Maybe we could make it 32 instead of 16?

 

[timb2]

Ok ,you guys convinced me. I'm gonna make it 32 and rebracket the tournament.

 

[cowboyec]

MASTER TIGER
TOURNAMENT.
OVER.

 

[timb2]

NORTH

1- Jackie Chan
32- Elvis Presley

16-Tom Laughlin
17- Michelle Yeoh


8- Daniel Craig
24- Ralph Machio


9- Matt Damon
23- Kelly Hu





EAST
4-Jean Claude Van Dam
29- Cobra Kai Johnny


12- Chow Yung Fat
20- Sammo Hung



5- Steven Seagal
28- Chadwick Boseman


11- Michael Jai White
21- Patrick Swayze







SOUTH
2- Chuck Norris-
31- William Shatner


15- Bolo Yeung
18- Donnie Yen



7- Wesley Snipes
25- Kareem Abdul Jabbaar


10- Jason Scott Lee
22- Iko Uwais





WEST

3- Jet Li
30- Mel Gibson


14- Keanu Reeves
18- Jim Kelly




6- Jason Statham-
27- Robert Shou



13- Zhang Zhi
19-Tony Jaa

 

[dsturgeon]

Best thread I have seen in awhile, I am judging people in their prime

North
1. Jackie Chan 2. Tom Laughlin 3. Daniel Craig 4. Matt Damon

East
1.Van Dam 2. Chow Yung Fat 3. Chadwick Boseman 4. Michael Jai White

South
1. Chuck Norris 2. Donnie Yen 3. Kareem Abdul Jabbaar 4. Iko Uwais

West
1. Jet Li 2. JimKelly 3. Robert Shou 4. Tony Jaa


Tony Jaa got short changed in his matchup

 

[cowboyec]

North-Elvis
East-steven segal
South-chuck norris
West-mel gibson
Elvis beats segal to advance.
crazy mel gibson beats chuck

THE KING CUTS DOWN THE NETS

 

[timb2]

NORTH

1- Jackie Chan
32- Elvis Presley

Winner Chan,
Elvis had to go do a World Tour



16-Tom Laughlin
17- Michelle Yeoh

Winner- Yeoh
Yeoh is fast and Billy Jack's one tin soldier rides away with the loss.


8- Daniel Craig
24- Ralph Machio
Winner- Craig
Even Mr. Muagi can't teach him enough waxing cars and paint the fences for a victory here.


9- Matt Damon
23- Kelly Hu

Winner- Damon
Hu gives a good fight and even her beauty can't get the win. I think the Damon/ Affleck rumors are true .





EAST
4-Jean Claude Van Dam
29- Cobra Kai Johnny

Winner- Van Dam
Johnny isn't going to bully his way to victory here.


12- Chow Yung Fat
20- Sammo Hung

Winner- Sammo
Don't let the rotund one fool you. He can move for a chubby guy.



5- Steven Seagal
28- Chadwick Boseman

Winner- Seagal
A very competitive match,but Seagal can pounce like a Panther.


11- Michael Jai White
21- Patrick Swayze

Winner- Jai White
Good matchup but Jai White is bigger and does some Dirty Dancing of his own.







SOUTH
2- Chuck Norris-
31- William Shatner

Winner- Norris
Chuck sees and blocks the sneaky judo chop to the back of the neck Kirk likes to pull on his opponents. No getting the Green Girlfriend this time for the Captain.


15- Bolo Yeung
18- Donnie Yen

Winner- Bolo
Good fight but Bolo is a Beast from the East



7- Wesley Snipes
25- Kareem Abdul Jabbaar

Winner- Snipes
Snipes is faster vs the long legged Kareem. This isn't basketball ,so Snipes wins.


10- Jason Scott Lee
22- Iko Uwais

Winner- Lee

Under the radar but Lee can be a sleeper





WEST

3- Jet Li
30- Mel Gibson

Winner- Li
Gibson really meets a Lethal Weapon


14- Keanu Reeves
18- Jim Kelly

Winner- Kelly
Whoah Dude you mean the dude from Bill & Ted didn't win?




6- Jason Statham-
27- Robert Shou

Winner- Statham
Transporter vs Mortal Combat? Statham makes Shou Expendable with Fast n Furious moves.



13- Zhang Zhi
19-Tony Jaa

Winner- Zhi
Who could hit a cute innocent face of Zhang Zhi,that's why she wins this round. Jaa can't hit a girl.

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[timb2]

Timb2's Projection

NORTH

1- Jackie Chan
17- Michelle Yeoh




8- Daniel Craig
9- Matt Damon







EAST
4-Jean Claude Van Dam
20- Sammo Hung





5- Steven Seagal
11- Michael Jai White








SOUTH
2- Chuck Norris-
15- Bolo Yeung






7- Wesley Snipes
10- Jason Scott Lee






WEST

3- Jet Li
18- Jim Kelly






6- Jason Statham-
13- Zhang Zhi


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[timb2]

Timb2's Projection

NORTH

1- Jackie Chan
17- Michelle Yeoh

Winner- Chan
This is a great matchup. Both fast competitors but Chan is good at using ordinary objects as weapons.Chan I can see not wanting hurt Yeoh . He finds something like a garbage can to tie Yeoh up for the win




8- Daniel Craig
9- Matt Damon

Winner- Craig
Bond vs Borne? Now that's a movie I would watch. Craig has been the Icon for decades and expietence for the win.







EAST
4-Jean Claude Van Dam
20- Sammo Hung

Winner- Van Dam
Good match but Van Dam gets the victory when Sammo spots a Whataburger nearby .




5- Steven Seagal
11- Michael Jai White

Winner- Seagal
This is another great matchup. Seagal SPAWNS with tenacity for the victory







SOUTH
2- Chuck Norris-
15- Bolo Yeung

Winner- Norris
Bolo with his strength gets the early part of the fight but Norris catches his pace like a Texas Ranger catches the bad guy.





7- Wesley Snipes
10- Jason Scott Lee

Winner- Snipes
Good physical matchup but Snipes seems to have a tenacity to be a Demolition Man vs Lee.






WEST

3- Jet Li
18- Jim Kelly

Winner- Li
Great fight but Kelly is outmatched to keep up with Li. Kelly shouldn't have had some Lady Friends over the night before.






6- Jason Statham-
13- Zhang Zhi

Winner- Statham
Good fight but physically Zhi can't keep up with Statham.


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[DallasEast]

@timb2 , I think I disagree more with your seeding in this tournament than any of the previous tournaments. The 16-celeb tourney was rough enough but the 32-celeb tourney almost made me want to choke you!

The Jet Li/Mel Gibson first round matchup made me lol the most. Don't you remember? Gibson needed Danny Glover's help the last time he tangled with Li.

 

[timb2]

Our Comedy Halftime Show Fight

Michael Winslow vs Chris Farley

 

[Creeper]

It has to be Chow Yung Fat. He can fly and walk on tiny branches and stuff.

 

[DallasEast]

It has to be Chow Yung Fat. He can fly and walk on tiny branches and stuff.

Dang it! I should have considered those elements while putting together my bracket.

 

[timb2]

Timb2's Projection
QUARTER FINALS

NORTH

1- Jackie Chan
8- Daniel Craig

Winner- Chan
Craig is more a,serious direct fighter while Chan uses speed a chaos to confuse. Craig gets shaken & stirred by the Drunken Master








EAST
4-Jean Claude Van Dam
5- Steven Seagal

Winner- Van Dam
These two have been talking trash to each other for years. Both signature moves and when Seagal goes for his famed clothesline Van Dame drop into the splits and GREAT BALLS OF FURY and Seagal is not talking with that low calm voice anymore. It's high pitched and frantic.








SOUTH
2- Chuck Norris-
7- Wesley Snipes

Winner- Norris
Snipes make a Go at it,but this the Major League. Norris wins.
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WEST

3- Jet Li
6- Jason Statham-

Winner- Li
Statham fights hard but Li is too quick and makes his fellow Expendable cast mate Expendable.



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