Chicken Little for dummies

[BigDFan5]

So if comes a point tonight where something does not go the Cowboys way, and we all know the inevitable moment WILL come. Here is a nice list to just cut and paste from therefore nobody has to hurt themselves thinking anything up when they give their kneejerk reaction


1. Drew Bledsoe sucks

2 Tony Romo sucks

3. Henson Sucks

4. HAHAHA Henson didn't play

5. Our whole OLine sucks

6. This ______ OLineman sucks

7. Hurd sucks

8. Glenn sucks

9. our receivers suck

10. Name a draft pick ______ that sucks

11. the entire draft sucked

12. we cant get no pressure

13. Zimmer sucks

14 Parcells sucks

15 our coaches suck

16 Jerry Jones sucks

17. Roy williams sucks

18. Keith Davis sucks

19. Henry sucks

20. Our Linebackers sucks

21. Ellis sucks

22. ellis sucks at LB

23. Parcells screwed ellis

24. we are going to win less than 6 games this year

25. Commanders are way better than us.



Feel free to mix and match

 

[silver]

fill in the blanks with any media type name then add sucks.

 

[Silverstar]

26. Preseason sucks

 

[jksmith269]

26. Preseason sucks

better than what we had 3 weeks ago.....

 

[CATCH17]

If Dallas loses tonight im giving up on this team

 

[BlueWave]

26. Preseason sucks

Don't watch it.

 

[burmafrd]

I was going to say this thread sucks, but why bother? Its the nature of people to turn and bite their own- history shows this in great detail.

 

[Cbz40]

26. Preseason sucks

Yes indeed it does.

 

[BlueWave]

Yes indeed it does.

Don't watch it.

 

[LeonDixson]

Perhaps we can just use the numbers to save time. For instance, 12, 18 & 24!!*%$^@*#

 

[BigDFan5]

Perhaps we can just use the numbers to save time. For instance, 12, 18 & 24!!*%$^@*#

thats a good idea, and I am ok with the number system. Whatever helps

 

[Unforgiven]

Don't watch it.

You said it. If you don't like it, don't watch it. I for one, love football, whether it's the NFL or 6 year old park ball.

 

[Cbz40]

Don't watch it.

ARE YOU KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll just have to bite the bullet and watch it.

 

[silver]

Perhaps we can just use the numbers to save time. For instance, 12, 18 & 24!!*%$^@*#

so you want chicken brocoli, moo goo gai pan and chow mein?

 

[Cbz40]

Perhaps we can just use the numbers to save time. For instance, 12, 18 & 24!!*%$^@*#

Best idea you've had in years Leon.


Just kidding my friend.

 

[jksmith269]

If you use the 26 Preseason sucks one

27. I can't beleive the Texans passed on Bush...

 

[cowboys661]

a ya know how to post a furom i want to do one it will be tight just tell me how

 

[LeonDixson]

so you want chicken brocoli, moo goo gai pan and chow mein?

Oops, I thought I was ordering schezuan(sp)!!

 

[LeonDixson]

Best idea you've had in years Leon.


Just kidding my friend.

But it's true!! That's the sad part

 

[DallasEast]

BigDFan5! What's the matter with you?

Tony Kornheiser sucks!

Mike Tirico sucks!

Joe Theismann sucks watermelons!

Suzy Kolber and Michele Tafoya are cute, but they suck!