CZ is conspiring with Amber Heard against me

[Reverend Conehead]

Amber Heard called up the CZ mods complaining about my post with the cute French girl and demanded that they zap it. She gets jealous of anyone. I never thought CZ would ever get in cahoots with an evil woman like Ms Heard, but she's very crafty and manipulative. Whatever she told you guys about me is a lie. Let me state for the record, I did NOT do those things with the dancing girls in Tijuana. That's a lie that Amber made up. She's currently conspiring to make the Cowboys go 0 and 16 next season. Y'all better unite with me against her or it's going to be the worst Cowboys season ever next season.

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[Londonboy]

 

[MWH1967]

 

[Runwildboys]

That's hot....unless you're Johnny Depp.

 

[trickblue]

uh... dude... Amber Heard is actually Reality... I thought you knew that...

 

[Reverend Conehead]

uh... dude... Amber Heard is actually Reality... I thought you knew that...

Oh, crap. She had me duped. That *****.

 

[DallasEast]

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Amber Heard called up the CZ mods complaining about my post with the cute French girl and demanded that they zap it. She gets jealous of anyone. I never thought CZ would ever get in cahoots with an evil woman like Ms Heard, but she's very crafty and manipulative. Whatever she told you guys about me is a lie. Let me state for the record, I did NOT do those things with the dancing girls in Tijuana. That's a lie that Amber made up. She's currently conspiring to make the Cowboys go 0 and 16 next season. Y'all better unite with me against her or it's going to be the worst Cowboys season ever next season.

I totally believe you. It all makes sense now. I recieved a DM from Johnny Depp saying that her career has sunk so low that she's trying out to be a Cowboys cheerleader. She's an Eagles fan and she plans on putting hot sauce in their jockstraps on game day. Ouch! That sounds like something an Eagles fan would do. But I've heard nothing about the dancing girls in Tijuana. Well, except that one of them is actually a man. Maybe you could tell us that story, so we're not blindsided by it.

 

[Xelda]

Hide behind us Reverend!!! She’s got to be stopped permanently after threatening you and the Cowboys season.... that was an interesting sounding trip to Tijuana though. I’m sorry but I don’t believe you are that flexible or like goats.

 

[Londonboy]

Hide behind us Reverend!!! She’s got to be stopped permanently after threatening you and the Cowboys season.... that was an interesting sounding trip to Tijuana though. I’m sorry but I don’t believe you are that flexible or like goats.

Agreed.
Hmmm, not sure.

 

[nobody]

Oh! I just figured it out! Oh no! This is not the real Reverend Conehead! This is some sort of mind-controlled duplicate or robot taunting us with clues! The real Reverend Conehead never made it back from his time-travelling! It all makes sense now!

How do I know this? The taunting makes it obvious what happened. Amber Heard. He's obviously stuck in AMBER, being trapped in it back in the Jurassic period and his cries for help could not be HEARD! The poor guy!