Twitter: Dak Fan Rides Horse Through Walmart After Dallas 1st Win

[Ranched]

Ok. Which one of you Zoners can take credit for this one?!

 

[jazzcat22]

Could be 2 Dak haters.

But which is which......

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

Ya'll caught me.

 

[Montanalo]

Improves both the intellectual level and aesthetic look of Walmart

 

[plymkr]

Ok. Which one of you Zoners can take credit for this one?!

That's not me sister, I'm more of a big foam #1 finger and I would have been screaming "how ya like me now".

 

[fivetwos]

Ok. Which one of you Zoners can take credit for this one?!

Is that our friend Furboy on the bottom?

He became a rusty horse a few months ago.

 

[DeaconMoss]

I dont support avg QB's. No 4 jersey's here.

 

[Bullflop]

I'm guessing those workers milling around and observing the goings on were calling security, no doubt.

 

[Asklesko]

Sir, this is a W̶e̶n̶d̶y̶'̶s Walmart

 

[Ranched]

That's not me sister, I'm more of a big foam #1 finger and I would have been screaming "how ya like me now".

♡

 

[Typhus]

Ya'll caught me.

Did you clean the poop up

 

[Ranched]

Is that our friend Furboy on the bottom?

He became a rusty horse a few months ago.

Lol. You know, I was going to ask that in my post. @RustyBourneHorse

 

[fivetwos]

Lol. You know, I was going to ask that in my post. @RustyBourneHorse

Well I hope he knows it's in fun. He is a friend.

The Cowboys are much more lucky to have him than the other way around lol.

 

[Mookie]

"If the Cowboys beat the defending AFC Champs with their backup QB Cooper Rush, I'll go into the Walmart riding my horse with my Dak jersey."

My man legitimately paid a bet if that's what happened lol

 

[exciter]

Impressive! Here in Louisiana, Saints fans take a dump in the street!

 

[Ranched]

Well I hope he knows it's in fun. He is a friend.

The Cowboys are much more lucky to have him than the other way around lol.

Yes he is. Good kid. Surprised he hasn't showed up after I tagged him.

 

[guag]

Yes he is. Good kid. Surprised he hasn't showed up after I tagged him.

He will be here. Probably hasn't logged in yet today. And yes he's a great guy.

 

[john van brocklin]

I'm guessing those workers milling around and observing the goings on were calling security, no doubt.

Who's gonna clean up the droppings?
A job for Rowdy!!!!

 

[StarGazer1]

Who's gonna clean up the droppings?
A job for Rowdy!!!!

Where is the eagles fan that eats horse poop?

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Ok. Which one of you Zoners can take credit for this one?!

Wait, how'd I end up in Dallas?