Declaring victory over Amber Heard

Reverend Conehead

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Ha ha, she thought she could destroy me by sabotaging my time travel missions. I will fix my time machine and make it back to the 1981 NFC Championship to change the outcome. This time Amber won't sabotage me.

The voodoo hexes I put on Amber are finally working, and you can see the results in her trial. She has it coming for messing with me.

As a dedicated Cowboy fan, I will go back and fix the '81 NFC Championship. I'm going to fix Drew Pearson's jersey, so that the neck tears away in Eric Wright's hand, preventing his tackle, and Pearson will be off to the races to score the winning TD. Then they'll whip the Bengals in Super Bowl 16. Amber will be upset, but I'm making this happen.

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