Division Cellar Shuffle

[BybeeBlitz]

With all the negativity going around, my friend e-mailed me something that brightened up my day. Here it is from Chris Puente, with a little editing!

We are the Boys, Shufflin crew, sucking real bad doing it for you​

We’re so bad we really suck, making are fans mad as ****
We’re not here to start no trouble, we’re just here to do the division cellar shuffle!



Name’s Jacque Reeves
Giving gifts out like is Christmas Eve
3rd and 15 and you throw my way
It’s a sure bet the receiver will hit pay day
I suck bad and that’s the truth
Who’s in the endzone, why it’s Rae Curruth!
I’m not here to start no trouble I’m just here to do the Division Cellar Shuffle!


Hey, there Cundiff’s the name
Screwing up the season, I’m to blame
Hey but look it’s real hard
Who knew real long was 33 yards?
But hey I know I’m here to stay
I get cut and come back every other day
I’m not here to start no trouble, I’m just here to do the division cellar shuffle!


Julius Jones, Running back
1 year wonder, now a hack
Running through the middle is real fun
Except all the time its all for none
Soaking up the sights and sounds
Wish I could find the out of bounds
I’m not here to start no trouble, I’m just here to do the division cellar shuffle!

We are the Boys, Shufflin crew, sucking real bad doing it for you
We’re so bad we really suck, making are fans mad as ****
We’re not here to start no trouble, we’re just here to do the division cellar shuffle!


Hey everyone its Peerless Price
Playing more than 3 snaps would’ve been nice
I’ll latch on to another team
Surely laughing as I get a get a ring
So Parcells thinks cutting me was proper
Good luck with your superstar, Terrence Copper
I am here to start some trouble, watching you guys do the division cellar shuffle!


Who’s on the bench its me Tony Romo
Cussin in my head thinking bledsoe’s a homo
Play preseason and I always kick ***
During the season I’d rather be catching bass
Don’t worry bout me I’ll start no trouble, I’ll be on the bench doing the division cellar shuffle!


Hi everyone it’s Demarcus Ware!
Offsides Dallas, that’s not fair!
I try to play mean, I try to play dirty
How many minutes will the QB get to pass, maybe thirty?
I don’t care about any trouble, just let me do my division cellar shuffle!


It’s the veteran CB Aaron Glenn
A 4ft 3 85-year-old has been
Getting Interceptions is a big shocker
Especially while playing with a walker
I’m pretty damn sure he’ll start no trouble, he’ll get his old *** up to do the division cellar shuffle!


The star of the line, me Rob Petiti
Hell I’ll let ANYONE GET BY I’m not greedy
I try my best I really do
Bledsoe’s on the ground again, who knew?
I don’t want to start no trouble, I just want to do the division cellar shuffle!


We are the Boys, Shufflin crew, sucking real bad doing it for you
We’re so bad we really suck, making are fans mad as ****
We’re not here to start no trouble, we’re just here to do the division cellar shuffle!
​

 

[sporadic]

Oh...
My...
God

 

[Funxva]

I don't think I will ever be the same after reading that. 3 minutes of my life that I will never get back. I Want A Time refund.

 

[Ashwynn]

Hey everyone its Peerless Price
Playing more than 3 snaps would’ve been nice
I’ll latch on to another team
Surely laughing as I get a get a ring
So Parcells thinks cutting me was proper
Good luck with your superstar, Terrence Copper
I am here to start some trouble, watching you guys do the division cellar shuffle!

That was funny. I love the Price stanza, and how true talent wise, wonder if Price wishes he played special teams.

 

[juck]

sad enuff,its kinda true.i hate to be negative and will continue to support the star no matter what.

 

[dougonthebench]

whatever.

 

[lcharles]

I hate rap.

 

[EveryoneElse]

I liked it.

All were to the x-treme, but true to a certain extent. If I could take one of them out, it would be Arron Glenn. He's been one of our best players. Our whole team needs to start eating whatever Roy, Newman, Henry, and Glenn are eating pre-game, cause they are all having a great year.

I think we easily have the best secondary in the league. If we find a FS.....WATCH OUT!