DMN Blog: Jerry consulted Super Bowl gods during coaching search

[WoodysGirl]

Jerry consulted Super Bowl gods during coaching search

Just got back from the Cowboys Kickoff Luncheon, which was a classy event that benefitted the Happy Hill Farm. It also featured some excellent entertainment, such as Jerry's speech.

Out of nowhere, Jerry informed the audience of a deal he made with some sort of Super Bowl gods before the Cowboys' last title.

"Look, if you will just give us this Super Bowl, I will never ask again. I will never ask again," Jerry recalled saying.

"And I traded everything I had and everything I was gonna get," Jerry continued. "Well, it’s taken me 10 years to try to get enough back together where we could get up there and really ask for it again."

At this point, Jerry implied that he consulted those Super Bowl gods while trying to decide which coach should replace Bill Parcells.

"I reached down and it said, 'Waaaaaade Phillips,' Jerry said in a deep and disturbing voice.

This tale confirms two things that I've long believed: 1) Jerry is just a wee bit crazy; 2) Barry Switzer deserves absolutely no credit for winning a Super Bowl.

Posted by Tim MacMahon at 2:15 PM (E-mail this entry) | Comments (4)

 

[Champsheart]

I knew I was not the only one that talked with the Super Bowl Gods.
:starspin

 

[speedkilz88]

So we really are screwed. Jerry sold his soul to the devil for that last title and we're all in football hell for it.

 

[DallasInDC]

So we really are screwed. Jerry sold his soul to the devil for that last title and we're all in football hell for it.

Maybe if Stephen Jones sells his soul to the devil we can get hell long enogh to win another 3 Lombardi's!

 

[CaptainAmerica]

Jerry mentioned that before in another interview and you could tell that although he was laughing about it, he was serious. He knew everyone was ready to hang him after Jimmy left and he brought in Switzer.

 

[ddh33]

That's actually pretty funny.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

I don't care who he talks to if it brings us the Super Bowl......God it has been a long time ago.

 

[Big Dakota]

Maybe if Stephen Jones sells his soul to the devil we can get hell long enogh to win another 3 Lombardi's!

Stephen does the contracts, he has no soul.

 

[InmanRoshi]

I remember a story where a player committed to a university because he heard God talking to him out of his shower drain. I can't remember who it was, but it was one of the Texas schools. I'm thinking it was Byron Hanspard and Texas Tech.

 

[speedkilz88]

I remember a story where a player committed to a university because he heard God talking to him out of his shower drain. I can't remember who it was, but it was one of the Texas schools. I'm thinking it was Byron Hanspard and Texas Tech.

He just failed to mention that he was high at the time.

 

[Royal Laegotti]

1) Jerry is just a wee bit crazy;

Our fearless leader.

 

[Big Dakota]

Our fearless leader.

I'd have to say he's back on the sauce

 

[Royal Laegotti]

I'd have to say he's back on the sauce

I don't know it that's good or bad for us?:laugh1: