DO NOT mess with this guy

This guy would kick *** in the 40 yard dash. Look at how fast he gets out of his break.
 
Remember that face. You'll probably see it splashed across CNN's front page with numbers underneath it.
 
One of his scenarios is "hiding behind a tree and attacking innocent people on hiking trails." Something tells me this is not a self-defense video.
 
bbgun;3395814 said:
One of his scenarios is "hiding behind a tree and attacking innocent people on hiking trails." Something tells me this is not a self-defense video.

Hence the idea we'll be seeing his mugshot at some point in the future.
Someone needed a better dad.
 
bbgun;3395814 said:
One of his scenarios is "hiding behind a tree and attacking innocent people on hiking trails." Something tells me this is not a self-defense video.

Haha......

"Just hanging out"

:lmao2:
 
He says:

"Ha. That's my enemy"

Do people have enemies?
 
bbgun;3395814 said:
One of his scenarios is "hiding behind a tree and attacking innocent people on hiking trails." Something tells me this is not a self-defense video.

I thought what he said was something like "I see somebody coming down the trail, and I go, "ha, that's my enemy", *run, slash, oomph, oomph, oomph*".
 
Complete and utter lack of coordination. He must have just watched some training video like 5 minutes before this and thinks he has mastered it already.
 
Anyone else a little concerned that he has a swing set in the backyard?
 

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