GimmeTheBall!
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A public service sermon from the 50,000-watt beacon of veracity with audacity and credulity. In Farmers Branch, where low property values offer you plenty of land for business parks and development.
To my good men around the country and in halfway houses and retraining programs:
Even if the defense semi-replicates what they did last Sunday, Brad Johnson will make sure that it stays close.
So I say, get them youn'uns to Chuckee Cheese. Send the misses to tha outdoor sales at Wal-Mart. Give the teenagers $100 to make up for the fact they they didn't ask to be born and hate the world so they kin go to the Wonder Mall. Don't let them or uncle Ferdy with the heart condition get near the TV set.
This game is best watched by only the hardy. The toughed-skinned hombre honed by heartbreakers under Gailey, Campo, Man Boobs and now the underbaked Cupcake. Yes, hardened (us, not the cupcake) and made cynical by the heartbreak in faraway places like Seattle and at home in Dallas, and, in the cold gray day of a New York December, in the Meadowlands at the end of the season.
This will be the final straw.
This will be armag. . . arrmeg . . . arrmage . . . that real bad time and place in which the locusts will burn and the wheat fields will run like gold rain upon a prairie plain, whatever that means.
But, hail fellows of all stripes and colors and vehicle preferences, we must see this coming game to remind us of what it will take to finally free us of this lethargic, anemic approach to football. Led by a Michelin-type man and his dim DC.
One defensive gem this season will not translate to the Meadowlands. Brad will throw 3 INTs and 2 that were almost caught. Our running game will become a slog because their fast and overpowerling LBs will stay close to the line because the secondary will play the 10 yard pass from Brad and play it well.
We have to watch.
We have to watch like a tractor-trailer jackknkife. We have to watch like a potato in the microwave. Like Britney disembarking. We have to watch and find out how this team looks like without Romo, Witten, PacMan, Felix, Spencer, Newman. . . .
But, yea I say unto the creator's football fans, injuries should not give the coaching braintrust a free pass. And the devil shall not dine at the training table wearing the cloak of excuses.
Watch the game. We must. If only to remember. And after the bye, it cannot help but get better.
But, Giants 30, Cowboys 13
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To my good men around the country and in halfway houses and retraining programs:
Even if the defense semi-replicates what they did last Sunday, Brad Johnson will make sure that it stays close.
So I say, get them youn'uns to Chuckee Cheese. Send the misses to tha outdoor sales at Wal-Mart. Give the teenagers $100 to make up for the fact they they didn't ask to be born and hate the world so they kin go to the Wonder Mall. Don't let them or uncle Ferdy with the heart condition get near the TV set.
This game is best watched by only the hardy. The toughed-skinned hombre honed by heartbreakers under Gailey, Campo, Man Boobs and now the underbaked Cupcake. Yes, hardened (us, not the cupcake) and made cynical by the heartbreak in faraway places like Seattle and at home in Dallas, and, in the cold gray day of a New York December, in the Meadowlands at the end of the season.
This will be the final straw.
This will be armag. . . arrmeg . . . arrmage . . . that real bad time and place in which the locusts will burn and the wheat fields will run like gold rain upon a prairie plain, whatever that means.
But, hail fellows of all stripes and colors and vehicle preferences, we must see this coming game to remind us of what it will take to finally free us of this lethargic, anemic approach to football. Led by a Michelin-type man and his dim DC.
One defensive gem this season will not translate to the Meadowlands. Brad will throw 3 INTs and 2 that were almost caught. Our running game will become a slog because their fast and overpowerling LBs will stay close to the line because the secondary will play the 10 yard pass from Brad and play it well.
We have to watch.
We have to watch like a tractor-trailer jackknkife. We have to watch like a potato in the microwave. Like Britney disembarking. We have to watch and find out how this team looks like without Romo, Witten, PacMan, Felix, Spencer, Newman. . . .
But, yea I say unto the creator's football fans, injuries should not give the coaching braintrust a free pass. And the devil shall not dine at the training table wearing the cloak of excuses.
Watch the game. We must. If only to remember. And after the bye, it cannot help but get better.
But, Giants 30, Cowboys 13
