Drunk Granny Bribes Officer with Grilled Cheese Sandwich

[JohnnyHopkins]

OCALA, Fla., Oct. 2 (UPI) -- A police officer in Florida says a grandmother tried to avoid a drunken driving arrest by offering to make him a grilled cheese sandwich.

If Elsie Wright O'Conner, 65, tried the ploy, it did not work. She was arrested Thursday night and charged with driving under the influence, the Ocala Star-Banner reports.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/10/02/Cop-Grandma-in-DUI-offered-sandwich/UPI-67171286074817/

 

[TheCount]

I guess as you get older the giggle and hair toss doesn't get you out of as many tickets as it did when you were younger?

 

[MonsterD]

She should have offered a knitted sweater.

 

[silverbear]

She should have offered a knitted sweater.

Because cops in Florida can never have too many nice, warm sweaters...

 

[MonsterD]

Because cops in Florida can never have too many nice, warm sweaters...

Drafty in the Jail block? enguin:

 

[CowboyMcCoy'sWife]

Hahaha

 

[Bob Sacamano]

She's too old to be driving anyways.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

I guess as you get older the giggle and hair toss doesn't get you out of as many tickets as it did when you were younger?

This will work better when AARP starts putting pressure on Law Enforcement to hire more Seniors.

 

[Duane]

All I can think about is Andrew Dice Clay and his bit on Dr Ruth when I read this article.

 

[jman]

Maybe tupperware didn't tell the whole story in his grilled cheese post...maybe there were cookies too.

Where's Paul Harvey when you need him...

 

[Hoofbite]

"Oh, lemme fix ya some sandwiches"

 

[vta]

She's too old to be driving anyways.

Or clogging up the ATM.