Drunk lawyer crushes her arm trying to get into her Chelsea apartment

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http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/oh_chute_gal_trash_ploy_horror_8FfVqSo95Bnhd3BZ6fe3IL

Drunk lawyer crushes her arm trying to get into her Chelsea apartment

A completely hammered Manhattan lawyer who got locked out of her Chelsea apartment yesterday nearly lost her arm when she jumped down the garbage chute to get back inside.

The hare-brained bid began when attorney Maggie Baumer came home from a long night on the town at around 6 a.m., only to find herself stuck without the keys to her first-floor apartment on West 21st Street.

A source in the building said the buzzed Baumer had given her keys to a friend.

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She entered the chute with her hands in front of her — and her arm got caught in the compactor, triggering a motion detector, authorities said.

A piston crushed her arm, cutting almost all the way through, according to an FDNY source. “It was barely hanging,” the source said.
 
Lawyer gets in the garbage, almost loses her arm because the compactor recognizes her.

The jokes are too easy.
 

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