Dumb Blonde Football Joke

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game,
he asked her how she liked the experience..

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!
 
StarKist;1422043 said:
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game,
he asked her how she liked the experience..

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!

:laugh2::laugh2::bow:
 
StarKist;1422043 said:
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game,
he asked her how she liked the experience..

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!


I don't get it...
 
PosterChild;1422085 said:
I don't get it...
Don't try to bate me, of course you got it.;) unless... your a dumb blonde.:D
 

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