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Q: How many Eagles does it take to win a Superbowl?
A: The world may never know
Q: How do you keep an Eagle out of your back yard?
A: Put up a goal post
Q: What is the difference between a dollar and the Eagles?
A: You can at least get 4 quarters out of a dollar
Q: What do you call an Eagle with a Superbowl ring?
A: Thief
Q: Why doesn't Allentown get an NFL team?
A: Because then Philly would want one too
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How do the Philadelphia Eagles count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: How many Eagles does it take to win a Superbowl?
A: The world may never know
Q: How do you keep an Eagle out of your back yard?
A: Put up a goal post
Q: What is the difference between a dollar and the Eagles?
A: You can at least get 4 quarters out of a dollar
Q: What do you call an Eagle with a Superbowl ring?
A: Thief
Q: Why doesn't Allentown get an NFL team?
A: Because then Philly would want one too
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How do the Philadelphia Eagles count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
