Ever wanted to own your own town?

Alumni2k11

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Minus the fact that it is in the middle of nowhere, it is a pretty good deal for the price range they are looking for. I'm interested to see what the final bid amount will be.
 

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I would only want my own town if I could make up the rules as I see fit.

Any Commander, Eagles or Gaint fan would be shot on sight I refuse to allow that type or element in my town.

I would clearly want more women living in my town than men.

Drugs would be legal only if you share them with me. Anyone caught doing drugs without sharing will be asked to leave the town but the stash stays behind.
 

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Doomsday101;3326499 said:
I would only want my own town if I could make up the rules as I see fit.

Any Commander, Eagles or Gaint fan would be shot on sight I refuse to allow that type or element in my town.

I would clearly want more women living in my town than men.

Drugs would be legal only if you share them with me. Anyone caught doing drugs without sharing will be asked to leave the town but the stash stays behind.

You don't need a town...you just need to get with me so we can start our own cult.:D
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3326575 said:
You don't need a town...you just need to get with me so we can start our own cult.:D

Can we start it up in our own town.

We could have it set up like the Mormons but a lot more fun. Instead of multiple wife’s we could have multiple girl friends. We could call it Tigerville or Jesse Jamestown. :laugh2:
 

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Doomsday101;3326580 said:
Can we start it up in our own town.

We could have it set up like the Mormons but a lot more fun. Instead of multiple wife’s we could have multiple girl friends. We could call it Tigerville or Jesse Jamestown. :laugh2:

Only if we have a massive amount of duct tape. I don't know if I could handle multiple women yapping all the time.

(waiting for WG to come in and yell at us) :laugh2:
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3326603 said:
Only if we have a massive amount of duct tape. I don't know if I could handle multiple women yapping all the time.

(waiting for WG to come in and yell at us) :laugh2:

That is why you put in a nagging law, anyone who is arrested for nagging is banished from the town. :laugh2:
 

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Well, I pretty much own you guys on a daily basis, so owning an entire town would be downright gluttonous.
 

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bbgun;3326644 said:
Well, I pretty much own you guys on a daily basis, so owning an entire town would be downright gluttonous.

Keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself...and take off that leather outfit.
 

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bbgun;3326644 said:
Well, I pretty much own you guys on a daily basis, so owning an entire town would be downright gluttonous.

Who wants a town no one wants to live in. :laugh2:
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3326603 said:
Only if we have a massive amount of duct tape. I don't know if I could handle multiple women yapping all the time.

(waiting for WG to come in and yell at us) :laugh2:

Well they could be working waiting on customers......:rolleyes:
 

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That guy is a hell of pitch man.

"Own your own town" sounds a lot better than "slum for sale".
 

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Hoofbite;3326879 said:
That guy is a hell of pitch man.

"Own your own town" sounds a lot better than "slum for sale".

One mans slum is another mans kingdom. :laugh2:
 

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I think there have already been a town or two that has been sold before. I was thinking one was to a corporation and one was to a celebrity or something.

Now back in the day coal companies use to put up towns (camps) on their property and later sell it off.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3326915 said:
I think there have already been a town or two that has been sold before. I was thinking one was to a corporation and one was to a celebrity or something.

Now back in the day coal companies use to put up towns (camps) on their property and later sell it off.

I wish we could sale Washington DC to Canada. :laugh2:
 
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